The Sonic and Mario Show

Mario and Sonic *Season 1 Ep 1*

Me; Hey guys, my name is DorothyDavis and welcome to the Sonic and Mario Show. Say hello guys...guys?

Mario; It's-a-me, Mario. And our little blue wild animal-

Sonic; I think I can introduce myself, pasta-guy. Hey, I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mario; More like Sonic the Chili Dog Freak.

Me; Stop it! We're live! Sorry, people. Rivals do what rivals do best. Okay, so anyway, welcome to the first episode of the Sonic and Mario Show. In this show, I will be asking questions to the heroes.  Okay, so let's go over the rules. Numero uno-

Sonic; Why are you speaking Spanish?

Me; Me gusta hablar espanol.

Sonic; What did she say?

Mario; Don't ask me.

Me; It means I like to speak Spanish.

Mario & Sonic; Oh!

Me; *giggle* Okay, so rule number one; no inappropriate questions will be asked by anyone on the show. Rule number 2; absolutely no cursing. I'm against all cursing. And rule number 3, Mario, Sonic please do the honor of sharing the third rule.

Mario & Sonic; No physical fighting whatsoever.

Me; Good. Okay, so these questions are from me. Oh! I almost forgot. Each episode, except this one, there will be a special guest and we'll announce the special guest at the end of each episode. And one more thing, our limit of questions is 5-10 each episode. So, with that, let's get started. Okay, so this one is for Sonic. Sonic, why do you like chili dogs so much?

Sonic; Well, it's very hard to explain. You have to taste one to find out.

Me; They're very good. I've tasted them because of you.

Sonic; Really? So...I guess well. When you just take a bite of it, it just...you feel like...the taste of the ketchup hits you first and then you taste the hot dog when you bite it with your molars. And then when you swallow, you taste the spiciness of the chili. Aww man, now I want one. Be right back. *Sonic runs out of the studio and runs back in with chili dog* Here, I got you one too. I know how you like chili dogs.

Me; Aww, thanks Soniku.

Sonic; *blushes*

Me; All right, Mario-

Mario; It's about time.

Sonic; Oh shut up.

Mario; Hey!

Me; Okay, Mario, have you ever seen your parents. And if so, how come we haven't seen them in video games?

Mario; Well, the stork was carrying me and my younger twin Luigi to our parents, but someone on a magic broomstick knocked me down, but took Luigi. And that's when I landed on Yoshi Island. So, I don't really know my parents and that's why they're not in any video games.

Me; Logical answer. Okay, Sonic. If all the chili dogs, and things you needed to make it, were somehow gone, what would you do? *takes bite out of chili dog*

Sonic; I would get to the bottom of this crime. I would do anything to find my chili dogs.

Mario; Oh my god, it's like you're in love with the chili dog. What are you gonna do? Marry it?

Sonic; Oh, shut up. At least I don't eat fatty foods like pasta.

Mario; I'll have you know the pasta is healthier than chili dogs.

Sonic; Oh, really?

Mario; Yep.

Me; Okay, moving on. Mario, are you in real love with Princess Peach? Like, what's up? Is it a love story or is she just grateful that you saved her from Bowser?