The Sonic and Mario Show

The Finale *Season 1 Ep 10*

Me; Hey, everybody. Welcome back! I'm Dotty.

Sonic; *crying* Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mario; *crying* Mario here. And welcome to the final episode of-

Sonic/Mario; The Mario and Sonic Show.

Me; Um...guys. It's the end of season one. There's going to be a season two. With Sonic and Shadow...oh, right. Mario, we're all gonna miss you.

Mario; I'll miss you guys too.

Me; Let's at least finish this episode with awesomeness.

Sonic; Okay, let's do it to it.

Me; All right. Sonic, have you ever been scared before?

Sonic; Hmm...

Me; Except for when in water, of course.

Sonic; No, not really. I guess, well does nervousness count?

Me; Mmm...yeah.

Sonic; Okay. I get really nervous when I fall in love with someone and I don't want to tell that girl and the girl just comes and sits next to me. It feels awkward.

Mario; I didn't understand a word you just said.

Me; What he means is that he's nervous around girls who don't know that he likes them.

Sonic; Exactly.

Me; I wouldn't say that was true because you weren't nervous around me.

Sonic; Yes I was.

Me; Whatever you say. Okay, Mario. What's your relationship with the Mario characters backstage?

Mario; Oh boy. Okay, Luigi and I are still brothers. Peach and I are just friends. Daisy and I are friends. Rosalina is my best friend. Bowser is pretty cool along with Bowser Jr. and the other koopalings. Wario and Waluigi still don't like us.

Me; Oh wow. Okay, Sonic. Do you like to play Sims? If so, what's your favorite expansion pack?

Sonic; I love Sims! Sims 3 Showtime and Supernatural are my absolute favorites!

Me; I love Showtime. I recently got Late Night. It's all right. I basically just got it for the piano, drums, and bass. But I love the outfits and the hair styles.

Sonic; Aww man, I wanted that one so bad.

Me; Maybe later you can come over and we'll play it. Anyway, Mario. Has anyone made fun of you by calling you Maria?

Mario; No, not at all.

Me; It's already time for the group question. Okay. Hmm...have you ever thought of switching games?

Sonic; No, I'm not good with...well, I'm not good at Mario games.

Mario; What are you saying?

Sonic; Even though your games are platform like mine, I don't think I would enjoy being in the games without a storyline to it.

Mario; You have a large storyline to your games. I wouldn't enjoy being in his games either.

Me; Okay. So that's a no for both of you?

Sonic/Mario; Yeah.

Me; Okay. Well, one more question for both of you guys and this will be the end of season one. Ready?

Sonic/Mario; Sure.

Me; Okay. Sonic, do you ever take your shoes off?

Sonic; Uh...do I really have to answer that?

Me; The answer is obvi no. I know because you didn't want to answer, which means you were embarrassed. Okay. Mario, are you ready for your final question?

Mario; Yeah.

Me; Mario, do you understand this joke? Two lemons walk into a bar of soap. One turns to the other and says 'pass the pepper.' The lemon responds, 'what do I look like, a typewriter?'

Mario; Wait, what?

Me; Don't ask me. I heard it from my teacher.

Mario; I don't understand it.

Sonic; Maybe the pepper represents paper? I dunno.

Me; Good suggestion, Soniku. Well...it looks like it's the end of the episode and the end of the season.

Sonic; Mario, would you like to say a few words before you leave us forever.

Mario; Sure. *clears throat* Dear fans, I love you guys so much. I'm gonna miss everyone so much. Dotty, thank you for being an awesome host and friend. Sonic, thanks for a great co-host and friend. And thanks to all of the special guests who could make it in this season, except for Link, cuz he left in the middle of the show. Goodbye everybody!

Me; That was nice. All right, we'll see you guys on the flip side.

Sonic; Next season...well, you already know who's helping me co-host. And we'll have some pretty cool special guests coming up too. But until then, I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. And we'll catch you later.