The Sonic and Mario Show

Link *Season 1 Ep 4*

Me; Hey, everyone. I'm DorothyDavis.

Mario; It's-a-me, Mario.

Sonic; And I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. And welcome back to a new episode of-

Mario & Sonic; The Mario & Sonic Show.

Me; So, how have you guys been?

Sonic; It was an okay week. I beat Egghead like 3 times.

Mario; I rescued the princess all week. I'm tired. I had a stressed out week. Fortunately, this show makes me feel relaxed.

Me; Well that's good.

Sonic; How was your week Dorothy?

Me; I-I don't really wanna talk about it right now.

Sonic; Aww, come on. Does someone wanna get tickled?

Me; No! No tickling is needed, thank you very much!

Sonic; Well, tell us...please?

Me; Fine, I got dumped by my boyfriend James. He saw this girl at the store that was hotter than I was apparently, and he wanted her more than he wanted me. *tears up a little*

Sonic; Aww, it's okay. That guy was an idiot. If he didn't appreciate you, why'd he want you?

Me; I-I don't know why. It was just the first day we met, we just clicked. And after just three days, it was over. I met him last week after the show.

Sonic; Oh. Well, always know that you are beautiful inside and out.

Me; Aww, thank you.

Mario; Um...the special guest hasn't even been introduced yet.

Me; Oh yeah! Everyone, give a warm welcome to Link!

Link; *walks onto stage and sits next to Dorothy* Hi, everyone.

Me; Hey, Link. Sorry it took so long.

Link; It's fine. So, what's going on?

Sonic; DorothyDavis here is going to ask us interview questions.

Link; Oh! Okay.

Me; Okay so, Link. Just to let you know, I haven't played any of your games. But I love the theme music.

Link; Really? Cool. Not a lot of people appreciate the music so we were about to take it off.

Me; No! Don't do that! Your music is epic! Anyway! Back to subject. Link, why do you wear an elf-like outfit.

Mario & Sonic; *crack up*

Link; Do I really look like an elf?

Me; Yeah, you kinda do. Especially your ears.

Link; Oh. Well, in my world, this is our fashion. It's normal.

Me; Oh, okay. So, Sonic, what's it like to be faster than the speed of sound?

Sonic; Okay. Everyone thinks it's the speed of sound when I'm as fast as the speed of light.

Link; That's faster than the speed of sound.

Sonic; What?

Link; The speed of light. It's faster than the speed of sound.

Sonic; Okay. Well, to answer your question Dorothy, it's awesome! You could just run into a room without being seen but heard and they feel the wind. And I love their reactions. Everyone is just like; Who was that? What was that? And it's hilarious every time.