Raising Robins

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A/N: Yes, I know there is another story out there where Jason gets an STD test. It's not a copy, just another request. I literally had to Google how it worked lol.

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Jason was unamused to hear that he was getting an STD test, but he nor Rose were virgins and finally, he agreed.

Dr. Leslie Thompkins called Jason in from the waiting room, and he was nervous. He pulled his pants and underwear down. Jason looked anywhere but at her face and gripped the exam table. 

Jason hated Leslie, because he blamed her for him being fired as Robin, though she had nothing to do with it. Jason shared that for the first time with her. With anyone, really.

When it was time for his physical, Jason finally asked. "Um. Dr. Thompkins..." Jason began. "What... what did you tell Dad? About me? That got me fired as Robin?"

Leslie stopped. "Nothing, Jason. Really and truly. Everything was confidential."

Jason wanted to cry. He really believed her but kept to himself.

"BUT." Leslie began. "I know you are on your second partner."

"Third."

"Sexually?"

"Oh... no." Jason said, looking away. "Second... that way. So do I have to... pee into a cup or something."

"Just a quick swab."

"But it wasn't oral." Jason said, looking confused before it dawned on him. "Aw, come on! Just the head, right?"

"Just the head."

Jason sighed felt the cold draft, shrinking his penis in. Of all the boys, only Jason was circumcised. Leslie put on a glove on her left hand and grasped Jason's penis before telling him to lie back and pull out his testicles. She snapped on another glove and checked his scrotum. Jason jerked.

"Um- Dr. Leslie... if I get—"

"It's okay Jason, some boys do. I know it's stimulating." She assured before untwisting a vial with a cotton swab. It was thinner than a regular swab, but slightly thicker than a usual genital swab.

"About a half inch."

"WAIT!" Jason said, sitting up, as she prepared. "You said you were just swabbing around the head!"

"No, Jason. IN the head of the penis."

"Aw, man." Jason said, flopping back and curling his toes as she prepared.

"On three."

Jason knew it was going to feel weird but not THAT weird! He cried out. Leslie shushed him, gently and turned the swab a few times.

"Ah!" Jason yelled out. "Take it out!" He tried to pull back, but she had a strong grasp and finally pulled it out. She put it in the vial.

"All done. Now just the finishing touches."

Jason waited, nervously, for an hour or two for the phone call. She called Bruce's cellphone and asked to speak with Jason.

"I'm glad to say that the test results came back. You were negative for any sexually transmitted diseases. Do you use any contraceptives?"

"Any what?"

"Contraceptives. Like a condom."

"Oh, yeah." Jason said. "Usually."

"Well try always." She said. "And your results should stay that way. Come back in six months or if your sexual partner changes."

"Yeah, okay. Thanks." He added the thanks begrudgingly before handing the phone to his Dad. He looked at his father and waited for him to hang up. He crossed his arms. "I am NOT doing that again." He said.

Bruce laughed. "Yeah, abstinence is always an okay choice, Jason."

"Wha- No! I'm never getting tested again. EVER."

"Why?" Bruce asked, curious.

"It was weird."

"I mean, sex can be weird, too." Bruce reasoned.

"We are so not talking about this." Jason said.

"Talking about what?" Damian asked. Bruce sighed and told him that he'd give him "the talk" when he was older.

"Why can't I have it now?"

"Tim hasn't had it yet and he's almost 15." Bruce said. He thought. "Actually, that should change."

Damian ran down the hall immediately and knocked on Tim's door. "Dad says we need to talk!"

"No." Jason corrected as he walked to his room, embarrassed. THE talk."

Tim froze and closed the door.

"Come out!" Damian shouted.

Bruce eventually sat the boys down, with Dick for moral support. It was pretty basic for Damian. Bruce also looked like he was going to pass out, but he had practice with Jason and Dick so here goes.

"Tim, I know that you've learned most of this in health class but Damian's new, so bare with me." Bruce cleared his throat.

"Damian, do you know the difference between a boy and a girl or a man and a woman?"

Damian thought. "You shouldn't stab a woman?"

"Christ." Tim said, covering his face and wiping it down, slowly. "Can I GO?"

"No." Bruce said.

Dick elbowed his younger brother. "He's getting to the good part." Obviously, Dick took happiness in his brothers' discomfort.

"A boy and a man have a penis and a girl and a woman have a vagina. Those parts fit together, with the penis inside the woman and when he feels good- when they both feel good. The man releases his sperm in the woman and an egg- a little tiny egg- is fertilized with the sperm that swim in. The man's penis becomes hard."

Dick laughed. "Like when you wake up in the morning."

Bruce made a pointed gaze at Dick. "Anyhow, sometimes men and woman grow up and like to touch their penis or vagina and that is called masturbating. Now, I don't need to know if or when you do that, Damian and Tim, but that is okay and something that you have to do in your room."

Tim looked like he was about to pass out. He tried to stand, but Dick yanked him back down.

"The next part is important." Dick said, seriously.

"When a man and woman have sex, they have begun or gone through puberty and that means that their body changes. They get pubic hair and they get more active sweat glands. Sex is different between a man and a woman or two men and two women, but its still sex."

Tim was almost gone at this point, checked out.

"There needs to be consent between sexual partners. That means saying 'yes'. Both parties have to say 'yes'. You may NEVER have sex if your partner ever says 'no'."

Damian raised his hand. "Is puberty why they look different in the locker room?"

"Yes." Bruce said.

"I can't wait to start!" Damian said WAYYY too enthusiastically. "Besides, Tim touches his penis all the time and watches porn."

Jason was passing by and put his head in. "How the fuck do you know what porn is and not puberty?"

Damian frowned and shrugged. "I'm a quick study."

"Okay, I'm done." Tim said.

"Alright, that's enough for one day." Bruce said. "I need a drink."

"I'll take one." Jason tried.

Bruce gave his a look and Jason scurried off.