1D at my House *somewhat on hold sorry :(*

Im Evil and I Know it

The next morning I woke up it was seven in the morning but what the hell I dont want to go back to bed. When I walked out of my room I completly forgot about One Direstion at my house. So of corse I got a little scared until I remembered. I thought I would be nice thoigh and make pancakes for them and attempt not to burn the house or burn anything. Once I got everything together I started mixing the stuff together and thaoght id do a little prank to them. Haha Im evil but everyone knows that or finds out eventually. So I colored the pancakes green and put three on each for now well in case they want more. Then I found the red coloring and mixed it with a few other things to make it edible "blood". Damn only enough "blood" for three people. Oh well I get the other two later, and I just shrug it off.

"Whoa pancakes and nothing is burning!" A very hungry Niall exclaims.

"Yup the only thing I make that I dont burn anything." I reply as he grabs a plate that has the "blood" on it.

"No dont take that one." I quickly say as I grab it.

"What why not?"

"Take this one. It has chocolate." I taunt as he takes it and the other lads come down.

"Whoa!" They all exclaim.

"Ya I know your all shocked that I didnt burn anything." I say then hand Liam the only other plate that didnt have the "blood" on it. Well other than my plate.then after a few minutes of scilence...

"Aahhhh blood!" Louis, Zayn, and Harry scream while I try not to laugh or smirk.

"Okay lads stay clam let me see how bad it is." Liam says meanwhile Im still trying not to laugh which I fail at and crumble to the ground shaking with laughter.

"Jade you okay?" Niall asksme with a worried look of his face.

"OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME!" I exclaim.

"Care to explain?" Liam asks while Louis, Zayn, and Harry are still somewhat freaking out. As I walk over to a plate I grab a piece with "blood" on it and eat it while Im getting weird looks.

"It tastes good." I start getting worried looks as well. "Its fake!" I finally say.

"You had us worried!" They all yell.

"Well youve got to admit it was a good prank." I say calming down.

"Ya it was." Zayn finally says.

"Thanks and by the way its mostly sugar." I say then instantly redretting it.

"Awesome!" Louis and Harry both yell and start eating it up.

After the little breakfast incedent we all decided to play videogames. On one TV Louis, Harry, Niall, and Liam were playing a Wii game. While Zayn and I are using PS3 and playing one of my brothers car games. So far once we started playing this game Zayn has asked me about thirty-five car questions. Its kinda getting annoying so I figure Ill just get a question wrong.

"Okay last question. What is the make and modle of this car?" He asks showing me a picture.

"Okay um... I know its a pontiac and its grey or silver."

"What about the modle?" He asks again.

"Um... I dont know." I reply quietly.

"Aw man you got... wait did you just say you dont know?" He asks me and I just nod and he face lights up.

"Yes!" He yells and runs upstairs to tell the lads. Then I hear a pair of footsteps running downstairs to me.

"Did you really not know the answer?" Harry asks.

"Follow me." I say and he follows swiftly behind into the next room where I keep my secret modle car collection.

"Whoa is this all yours?"

"Yup, but you cant tell anyone this is my secret collection so dont spill." I say.

"Wait is this the car Zayn asked about." Harry asks walking over to a picture with the car below it.

"Yup, and I know what your thinking. Why did I say I didnt know. I did that cause I was getting annoyed." I say.

"Oh ya." He replies.

After that little epidemic with the cars and tirering Niall and Liam I decided to get started on their prank. With help from Zayn, Louis and Harry. I had Zayn and Louis write a note to both Liam and Niall. Then had Harry go buy, with my money forcefully, two bottles of baby powder. Once Harry got back and we made sure that Liam and Niall were asleep I got to the prank and refused help from the helpers and made them go do somethimg else. I first did Niall covering him with baby powder and leaving the note, then did the same with Liam. Oh if your woundering ehat the note says. It says congrats youve been antiqued! Love someone in the house. A few minutes after I antiqued them we all heard the two running dowm stairs covered in the powder. I knew I was dead but whatbthe hell YOLO!

"Who the hell did this!" They both yelled and the helpers looked at me. Thank alot Ill make sure to antique them before the leave.

"Aah!" I let out a little scream before running outside and around the house. After about two minutes I was caught and tackled to the ground being tickled and when I got up baby powder was poured on me. All of us went inside feeling defeat, me the most, we all took turns taking showers but I went last since it was my idea. Finaly when I get in the shower its nice and warm. After I wash oit the shampoo I start singing a song from one of my favorite bands. Black Veil Brides.

In the end as you fad into the night

Whoooa

Who will tell the story of your life

(Gitar solo i even do this part!)

In the end as my soals laid

To rest what is left of my body

Or am i just a shell

And i have faught with

the flesh and blood i command

my army through it all i can feel

it in my heart for a moment of glory

(I give it all)

In the end as you fade into the night

whoaoo

who will thell the story of your life

whoaoo

and who will remember your last good bye

Whoaoo

Cause its the end and im not afraid

Im not afraid to die

Im not afraid, im not afraid to die

Once I finish the courus i hear the door close. Oh shit. All Im thinking of now is who the hell that was. Probably just pay back from the prank. Cause ya Im evin and I know it.

Author's Note: sorry i havent updated in a while and does anyone else think of the somg sexy and i know it go throught their head with the title? Just me well post and comments if you have questions or if ya wanna answer the question. Hope ya liked it. Im out peace!