A Teenagers life

I need JESUS

OK so people I'm watching justice central don't ask questions just listening and this commercial comes on right the goes *deep voice *are you tired of getting kicked out of your own (ephesis on the own ) bedroom for snoring and having to sleep on the couch every night well then u need pure sleep.I was like no nigga you need some goddam balls Jesus u getting kicked out of your own bedroom nigga if I was a guy and I was dating a girl and we sleeping in the same bed and she at my place and that bitch want to get brave and wake me up talking bout *annoying bitch voice*omg go sleep on the couch I can't get any god forsaken sleep your goddam snoring .

This is what I would say bitch first of all u at my motherfucking place second of all u can't kick me out my own goddam house u don't like me snoring than bitch get the fuck out.she want defensive talking bout who the fuck u think u talking to.You make a smart come back like bitch unless I have unrestfull ghost in my goddam house am obviously talking to u .she bring up mother and shit talking bout I knew u were bad I should've listened to my mother and you like yeah you should've listened to your mother maybe she will let you join the mother and daughter sprip club family business

Turns out you do have a unrestfull ghost in your house he pops out like Hey can u guys just go to sleep so I can fornecate with your sleeping bodies

Y'all call a exocist go through a life changing experience which only brings even closer to together

And that why my mother want to carry me to a mental hospital

Anyhoedown am its spring break who is ready to stay up all night and sleep all daaaaay
This chocolate loving motherfudger right here
Please have a moment of silence for those who are allergic to chocolate every time I enjoy chocolate I well remember you and your unfortunate circumstance

Bye people,animals and aliens
Kisses