I'm terrible at descriptions but just give my book a try i promise you won't regret it. I'm pretty funny ik if you really are funny you shouldn't have to say that but y'all might not even read the book so you might not be able to look in to my uniqu...
Did you know that vegans and vegetarians are different yh me niether
I feel like i should start a random question of the day thing idk I'm bored and for once my life is drama free
My mom i s currently feeding the whole neighborhood except because I'm sick and lost my appetite which is like still you could've asked jesus
Sister called me like we're going to the beach like bitch yall going to the beach like i just wash , blow dried,moisturized and combed this nest i call hair so nope
And you cant go to the beach and not get your hair wet its like against the rules right
I finally got my headphones so in the bus i can listen to people's dick sucking stories while pretending to listen to music .
A trick as old as time
Someones definitely pregnant A girl is cheating on her man with a girl turns out the guy knows he's cool with it
Bajans right What yah gonna do
I'd like to know where my readers are from y because fuck you thats y just tell idk y your so sercretive like its not like am gonna hunt you down come to your house and steal your chocolate
Inner voice: dont do it
I hate this country
Don't get me wrong i love the culture but the people are straight up dicks
Like when i went to buy my headphones this guys like
*guy who sucks his own dick* we dont have any come back tamar
Me : cool when do yall open
*guy who sucks his own dick* cant you read the sign i dont feel like talking
Me : am you work in a fucking shop ok you're paid to talk tha fuck dont start me I'm in school and i dont have headphones dont fucking play with me
Interesting fact this was a supermarket then a mall then the supermarket shut down because they didn't pay rent now its just some random build thats sells clothes and cookies so yh dream job right there
Everyone says we have the best beaches but if you ask me they are pretty average nothing spectacular just water , sand and the occasional homeless man fucking a squirrel
You know pretty chilled
What else do we have to offer am Prostitutes yh prostitutes everywhere
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Tourist are sad like I've witnessed a tourist buy a bottled water for 4 US DOLLARS which is 8 bajan dollars
Like no retardation cant ever get this strong like this is ridiculous
So yh Barbados bring your kids or don't like bih we got rihanna motherfucker we dont need yall
Tourist be rolling in thinking she coming back hahhahahahahahahahahaha
Hilarious Bye yalll Beach time Comment where you're from and y you hate or love it
