OK guys this chapter is going to be a little more serious than the other chapters .
Ok I'm going back to upper 5th at the same school aka extortionist little shit bags
Ehmmmmmmm
Meaning another year at that hell on a hill ok. This is my academic lifeEnglish A /English language Grade 1
English B/". Literature Grade 4
Mathematices. Grade 3
POA. Grade 3
IT. Grade 3
Geography. Grade 4
French Grade 4Now let me explain
Grade 1 - congratulations man your a fucking geniusGrade 2-well your not a genius but still hooray
Grade 3-you barely made it motherfucker
Grade 4- so how long have you been mentally retarded
Grade 5 - where exactly are you planning to sell your vagina
Ungraded- just.fuck off
So now you I did pretty average all the subjects I got grade fours in are fucking useless and I don't need them .
So yh in upper 5th form if you get a three and higher you can't redo the subject that's basically it you can do it private but Money and yh
So yh I'm going to have to go back to a school that serves the worst and driest chicken known to man like that fuck did you get this nigga like tha fuck
And the sad thing about it is they always fight in the canteen for dry ass chicken and even dryer chips they don't pour the ketchup on the chips they give you fucking small packs yah know that small white shit like nigga
KIM KARDASHIAN CANT EVEN MOISTURE HER ASS WITH THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKI-
sorry I'm just a little heated I'm calm so yh I'm going back to a school that has terrible food that children fight over for some reason , also has terrible children that don't know if they like girls boys or and toasters and with the hottest and longest Assembly's ever like Jesus you want us to learn yet y'all have us here for like the who fucking morning wdf.
The only good thing about it is the snacks honestly that man has some bomb ass snacks.
So yh school starts in September and yh i will try not to kill myself by then no promises but yh
Last year I said one more year now this year I'm saying one more year
Wdf god why have you done this like pleaseAnd the canteen has terrible service like one time I ordered a beef roti a beef roti I get my roti I bite it and its fucking chicken
Wdf I can't eat chicken Roti's why the fuck did you think I ordered the fucking beef nigga its Monday and I need my beef roti to make sure nobody gets cut up in this bitch beef Roti's calm me down you want a fucking mass murder on your hands
Blood covers the halls dead bodies scattered like ants around food
Police officer: look at what you did a whole school population is dead because you don't know the difference between beef and chickenCanteen: I'm sorry was an honest mistake
Police officer : tell that to the child who has ketchup shoved up her ass.
Yh I'm loathing the first day of school walk up in there with my tail between my legs and my young children like ( i was a prefect hilarious ik)
Rashanda I thought you were going in 6th form why are you here hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmHMMMM HMMM HMMM
Bitch when you stop fucking for kids meal is when you can ask me bout my life . Up in my face when you legit look like a burnt cupcake like bitch when was the last time u passed math hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm HMM HMHHMHHM
So yh that's my life/future its still shit so yup
Read comment vote whatever I'm going to cry about how bad I wanted to burn my uniform now I gotta keep it FUCK my snapchat would have been so fucking lit 😢😭 I'm not crying whatBye my chocolate lovers.
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