Fook Shite Biotch;

Characters & Intro;

STARRING:

Harry Styles, as the kid who uses a safety pin to pin a handkerchief to his school t-shirt. Every teacher loves him, he is completely apni mummy ka beta. Never said any curse word except for 'gadha'. He cried after saying it.

Louis Tomlinson, as the kid who untucks his t-shirt and says 'good morning ma'am' to a teacher in the halls WHILE he's bunking. Makes fun of people jo padte hain. Teachers call him 'darling' but with fear and anger. Only ever fails in maths and geography. Baki sab mein achche marks laata hain.

Zayn Malik, as Louis' best friend who accompanies him in said bunking. Also, school heart throb, art teachers are the only adults who love and respect him. Pura time ya toh art room mein paint chori karne mein laga hota hain ya Liam Payne ko football khelte dekhne mein.

Liam Payne, as woh wala bachcha jo pretend karta hain ki woh bahot achcha hain par asliyat mein use yeh bhi nahi pata ke japan world map pe kahan par hain. Very good in athletics and has a huge crush on Zayn. Mutual Friend of everyone.

Niall Horan, as the person who's always in the front of the cantine line because he asks "ma'am brk time hone wala hain can i go to the cantine '' 5 minutes before brk time. In nursery, teachers loved him cause he was mischievous and cute but now they hate him for the same reason :/

Meow Purr, as the one in DPS with a lot of modern friends. Has probably prank called almost everyone in Modern. Is often confused/worried/concerned for the Modern bachche but is also insane herself. Encourages people to participate in questionable activities but when they do looks at them like "do u see dis shite 😐". Also into gundagardi as she is friends with Taylor Swift(gundas of dps) 😎 foggypizzadreams

Mapler chotisi, as the bachcha jo sab teachers bahot like karti hain but behind their backs she calls most of them chudels. Good marks in all subjects 😎. SARCASTIC. Often smarter than the teachers. Best advice giver. Friends with conchobar, Louis, Meow and Zayn. mylarentslovekurkure

Conchobar Covidson, as jiska naam koi pronounce nahi kar pata. Her and Mapler are the only reason that Louis and Zayn have notes. Judges people daily and makes sure that when they're around her their second thought is to escape. Murderous psychopath whos sort of loveable.

Tattletale Covidson, as the bachcha who the teachers love but in reality Tattletale hates them. Very nice to everyone unless they disrespectful. Best friends with Harry. Probably thinks unicorns are real or sumth idk. Enjoys listening to sad music while doing normal day activities. Uske dimag mein jo log uske stans ko stan nahi karte bewakoof aur badtameez hain. Hates bts.

Taylor Swift, best friends with Meow, too immature for her age. Probably pure school ke sath date pe ja chuki hain 😎. Practically a Nobel laureate in English literature and language. Thinks maths is stupid and unnecessary. Hamesha kuch secret easter eggs plant karti rehti hain like a mad woman.

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FRAND GROUPS:

The Nikamma Squad: Zayn, Louis, Niall (conchobar, Mapler, Meow cause they want kaam + we're cool)

The Achche Bachche: Tattletale, Harry, Mapler, conchobar, Meow, Taylor, Liam.

The DPS ke bachche w/ MSVV friends: Taylor Swift, Meow Purr

Mutual Friends with literally everyone: Niall, Liam, Meow, Taylor

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