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*Mapler, Meow, Tattletale and conchobar texting*
DAILY BHAJAN GROUP desc: 'groot fuck me skrrrttttttt' Meow: guys where you att???xx Tattletale: omw xx Mapler: reaching...xx conchobar: I'm at my limit shitheads. xx Meow: Do I wanna hear thi- xx conchobar: LOUZER AND ZEN WANTED A LIFT SO I WAS LIKE K. AND THEN I LIKE PICKED THEM UP AND THEYRE LIKE FIGHTING IN THE CAR LIKE FUCK U TAMPON FOR LEAVING WITH HARI RADHA KRISHNA AND LEAVING ME STUCK WITH RAVAN AND HIS RELATIVES OR WHATEVS 🖕🖕🖕xx Mapler: lol sucks to b u. C u at tay tays. Biiiiii bitchesss <3 🖕xx
"Yeh harkaten band karo varna main tumhe gadi se nikal ke isi gadi se maar dalungi." I yelled at the two chutiyas in the car. They immediately stopped. Noice. #GirlBoss #KillAllMen
We reached taylors house in like 2 mins cause mera man.
*at taylors house*
Taylor: Hi Y'allllll! We're here to celebrate zen transferring to DPSSSSSSS <3
Everyone except Louis cheered as zen stepped forward to accept the cocaine packet that taylor was handing him. It was the initiation process into dps. Zen bent down and put the coke in lines and snorted all of it like a vacuum cleaner but a hot vacuum cleaner.
I saw Liam step up to Louis for what seemed like a friendly greeting but Louis ne usse chanta mara. I stopped Liam on his way to me. "Biotch kya hua????" Liam ne bola: "bhai main usse bol raha tha ki meri zayn se baat karaye par fir maine thoda flirt kar liya galti se. Maina bola hiiiii Looooouuuu, zen and u are so cool and hot," Mapler: "lol sucks 2 b u ig." Liam: "why can i flirt with ppl i dont like but when it comes to ppl i like i go blank-". "Mental illness heehee," Mapler replied.
From my black obsidian orbs i could see hari and tampon eating all the chips. "ARRE YEH SAB CHIPS KYU KHA RAHE HAIN!! INHE MARO BC!!!" we all gather to take tam and harry ki class just cause we can lol nerdz. But we stopped cause Mapler stepped in the middle and was like "wtf????? Guys we cant do that". That made sense ig so everyone stopped and went back to their places.
Zen came back to sit next to LouZerr. Louis got up and punched him and they started fighting again. Humare peeche se someone yelled "fight fight fight" it was harry.
Louis and zayn took that as encouragement. Eventually Louis was backed up into what he thought was a wall but it was actually harry???!!! Harry fell and louis fell on top of him. Louis looked at harry and suddenly forgot all abt zayn. "Fook shite biotch" he muttered under his breath. WOW, Harry was FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
*text in bold is louis*
👉😎👉 hey you nerd. Do u like trees??? "Wut the fungi????" harry said. Because if a cat, got stuck If u were a cat I mean Youd be I mean
I forgot the pick up line
"Wow, that was hot, I should say something too." harru thot
You don't need a pick up line, that was simple and effective.
I'd marry you NerdZ. Shit that doesnt rhyme. Whats this chutiyas name????????? Louis looked at the id card which for sum reason this child wore. Hairy. Hairy style. Wait no. (hes no very good at reading idk idk) HARRY STYLES!!!. Hot. (louis thot all this)
I'd marry you Harry <3<3<3<3<3
*end of dialogues*
(told from H's perspective now cause i'm an irrelevant bitch)
Harry had a sudden urge to cry. Not because he hated Louis for saying all this but because Louis seemed so endearing. He paid no attention to those stitches Meow and conchobar yelling 'Lol NerdZ' and instead gave attention only to louis. <3
