Fook Shite Biotch;

CHAPTER I: The Traitor

Disclaimer: this is told from conchobar's perspective. Everyone is Gayyyyy.

I was walking in the school halls heading to class when I encountered Zayn, one of the people of the Nikamma Squad that I'm frands with rolling a joint. "Yo biatch, what the fook are u up to today bc." Zayn looked at me in disgust. "Dr0gs kar raha hun. Tu kyu yaha pe pagal?" wtf is wrong with this chutiya. I blame it on the dr0gs tbh. "Bhai Mapler ko dekha hain?" maine pucha. He looked at me and didn't reply so i flipped him off and went away #GirlBoss #KillAllMen

I kept my school bag away and saw Jyoti Ma'am on the table. She greeted me with a warm smile. 'Chudel' I whispered under my breath. Then I heard Mapler come in through the door. I ran towards her, my arms outstretched to give her a hug.

I got punched in the stomach.

I doubled over on the ground and almost died. Mapler helped me up despite almost sending me ~s~t~r~a~i~g~h~t~ to the gates of hell. "Watchu do dat fur?" I asked in an exaggerated Irish accent. "I lost my pencil box". Oh. Ok. Valid tbh.

We left to go find Maplers pencil box in the field. "Are u gonna go to Taylor ki party today?" "Haan bhai, i hv to meet the gunda of dps lol" Valid tbh. "Is that your pencil box," I said pointing at Harry Styles. He was a loZerR nerd that my sibling is frands with. "No bhai, that's not the tool I need," Mapler said, like a queen. Harry almost started crying. We saw Tattletale run up behind him and give a hug. Lol nerdz.

As my brain thought of the words 'Lol nerdz' I remembered Meow. One of the coolest people to exist on Earth 😎. Anygays. Mapler couldnt find her pencil box so we went to 9th grade classes to steal pens and pencils from nerdZ. We found Tattletale and Harry's pencil boxes and were abt to take steuph from them but then we decided to get our morals together and go back to our grade which is 10th.

We're geniuses. Anygays.

We saw Louis sitting in the classroom which is weird. "Hi LouZer." I yelled at him from afar. He greeted me with his middle finger and said "Hello Gitanjali,".

I almost died with rage. "Tumhe notes nahi denge. Bada aaya bc," Mapler retaliated. LouZer took back what he said, as he should. #GirlBoss #KillAllMen.

"HiiiYYYYYeeeeeeeee ZaaaaYIN!" Some stupid firangi yelled. I turned to see and it was MARKER Daddy. Ugh. Ew. Everyone hates him. I yelled "BOOOOOOOOOOOO MARKER!!!" and everyone repeated after me until MARKER Daddy started crying and left class to prolly go traumatise children with german. Lol NerdZ.

Zayn laughed. "Lol i wont get this shit in dps." LOUIS EXCLAIMED IN HORROR. "Arre tu dheela pajama school ke baare mein kyu baat kar raha hain vro?"
"Bhai main dps shift ho raha hun" Zayn replied.
Louis: Yo what is this bullshit. Itni fookery kyu kar raha hain? Bhai vaha pe dr0gs nahi milenge. Aise apne desh ko dhoka kyun de raha hain??"
Zayn: Bhai mumma shift kar vaha rahi hain aur Meow ne mujhe bataya ki dps mein bahut dr0gs hote hain.
Louis: you dipshit. Saala main tera sir phod dunga.

Then they started fighting. Lol Nerdz. "GUYS TAY TAY KI COLONY PARTY PE KAUN JA RAHA HAIN???" I yelled. Everyone cheered a yes. noice.

Anygays, school khatam ho gaya idk hamne kya pada but whatever zen oot louis baat nahi kar rahe lol nerdZ.