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CHAPTER III: Falling In Love

(from MY perspective again BIOTCHES!!!)

Watching Louis and Harry fall in love was wonderful. Their fondness for each other only grew as time progressed. It started from little touches to fully making out near the computer lab like true modernites. Zayn and Louis' friendship sort of mended itself through the years. From pushes from the Gundas of DPS and some from the Nikamma squad in MSVV, Zouis was alive and living. Zayn and Liam sort of fooked and they liked each other too so ?! tensome.

Anygays, 5 of us except were seated in the cafeteria discussing all the chaos we can create in 11th grade.

"Bhai hum chemistry maam ki class mein dance karenge!" Niall ne bola khushi khushi se while chugging a beer.

"Bhai tere 11th ke subjects mein chemistry nahi hain," Liam reminded him.

*Meanwhile: H's POV*

Harry bunked the counselling class to meet up with Louis near the computer lab in true modernite style. Louis appeared not a moment later in all his beautiful glory in the sunlight. His eyes were so bright that Harry felt as if they had a whole other universe inside them. His hair, messy and his thin lips are formed into a smile that's so big and beautiful and bright and sunny that it makes Harry's heart stop and swell with something that feels whole lot like love. But he isn't sure if that is what it is. He doesn't know love or anything about it or if Louis feels the same and he's scared to let thoughts go any further.

"Are you just gonna stare at me Curly?" Louis laughed.

(*idk how to induce chaos here :/ i'll try anyways*)

Haan chutiya aankhe bhagwaan ne di vahi hain toh use toh karunga??? Jk he didnt say that. He instead said "I could stare at you forever <3"

"Oh yeah, eating me with your eyes (when u can actually use ur mouth to so the same lolololol)" Louis said with his eyes crinkling like hes a crumPLED UP PIECE OF PAPER LYING HERE CAUSE HE REMEMBERS IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL too well

Louis and Harry sat down with their back to the walls as Harry tried to eat the almonds that his very irritating (conchobar: sexxxyyyy) mom anne sent with him to school while doing math hw. Eating almonds sucks. Harry prefers bananas, anygays.

Harry was trying to finish his hw but as always, Louis was not sehmat with that pata nahi kyu.

LouZerrr took this as an opportunity to kiss harry..... Etc etc.

"Louuuuu, I'll never be able to finish my work like this." "Babe, just take a little break, it won't hurt you." Louis said, slightly muffled by Harry's neck. "All the times you want me to take a break I always end up in trouble with my mum (desi anne tingz)," Harry complained. "Bas ek kith vro?" Louis ne poocha. "Theek Hain 😑"

*Back to the cafeteria and my pov*

"I kinda just wanna drop out of school and become a stripper," I contemplated. "Kyu vro?" Mapler asked, worried and inquisitive. "Idk vro, maybe i'll leave school and become a-" LEAVE SCHOOL!!!! Almost everyone in the world exclaimed in horror. I could never anygays. "I hate you so much that sometimes I can't think of anything but you," Mapler said after the shock. "OOOOOOOOOOooooo #Enemiestolovers?!" I replied in all seriousness. Anygays lets see what harry and louis are upto lol nerdZ.

*Harry POV*

Harry turned and gave Louis a small peck on the lips.
"Another." Louis said airily
This time the kiss lasted longer.
"Another." He said again. A beautiful kiss was placed on his lips that was the longest one yet.
"Anoth-" Louis started.
"No Lou, I have to do my homework." Harry stated.
"OK, last one." Louis said with finality in his voice.
"OK, but this is the last one." Harry said.
This time the kiss turned into a full blown make out session.
"Ohmigod i love you" H and L said at the exact same time. Lol soulmate shit.
Just then-

batman Sir appeared out of thin air like a Lizard. "What the flying filled fudging fudgecakes are you both doing fudging here??????????"

"We're fudging! What else does it look like???" Louis says. Fir harry ne zor se bola "NAHI HUM CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE KAR RAHE HAIN,"

Batman sir's batmobile appeared out of thin air and he went away like a bawse. #tingz

"Anygays. Listen hari. Will u marry me???" Louis asked.

"YESS!" Harry replied. They decided to get married tomorrow.