THE CEO'S FAVOURITE || T.FUSHIGURO

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"Why are we at the pharmacy? We already took all of our medicine from the house."

"What's your favourite flavoured ice cream?"Gojo turned to me as he finished parking. Ignoring the girls that were at his window.

"Why? I don't want ice cream-"

"Fine. What's her favourite flavoured ice cream?"He referred to Kayla.

"I don't know. Probably, chocolate?"

His eyes furrowed.

"That was racially motivated."He got out of the car.

"No it wasn't-"

He closed the door on me as he nonchalantly passed through his fan girl club.

"Dumbass."I leaned back to the chair and kept my hoodie on.

After a few minutes he came out with a small rectangular box-

No he did not.

"Here bud, you gon' need this."He tossed me the caramel flavoured condom.

"Why?"

He started laughing as he looked back and reversed the car with one hand.

"Y'know, I never actually did a driving test. All I did was do trials and my advisor was so impressed that she gave a shortcut and that's why I only went to drivers Ed for four months."

"What does that have to do with why you bought condoms?"

"'Cause buddy, she's the first person I did it with."

"Oh. That must suck for you."

"Nah, it wasn't."He suddenly got serious,"I took a chance, and now I'm all for women."He then gave a dumb smile.

"And what chance are you talking about?"I gave a confused look.

"Well-"

Calling - Naoya's Bitches be Bonkers

"Is that his name on your contacts?"I asked as the ringing went on about the car.

"Yeah, it really shows how he gets nothin'!."He answered,"Yo where's your broke ass?"

"YOU GUYS WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!"

"What?"We both sighed hoping he wasn't gonna talk about how he convinced a cashier at McDonald's that he should get a free happy meal again.

"I GOT IT IN! I FINALLY HAD SEX GUYS!"

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET SHES A STRIPPER?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP GOJO YOU KNOW I'M NOT INTO THAT! TOJI! TOJI! WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

"It depends on who it is Naoya."

"She's so beautiful, and she's mad thick, and her taboinkys are-"

"Taboinkys?"Gojo and I repeated.

"Yeah, her boobies? C'mon guys get with the program-"

"Nah, nah see? That's exactly why you got laid so late."Gojo shook his head chuckling.

"AT LEAST I DONT SMASH CHICKS EVERY WEEK!"The man on the phone shot at Gojo.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! THIS ONE'S DIFFERENT!"

"WHY?! 'CAUSE SHE BLACK?! THATS RACIST-"

"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN THAT-"

They've been fighting on the phone like two children over who has a elementary crush.