The next morning, Obama decided to make the first move on Spongebob. He bought a bouquet of flowers, practiced what he was going to say, put on a skirt for good measure, and headed towards Spongebob’s house. More than anything, he didn’t want to get over-excited and have another… accident. He knocked on the door, hoping to see his knight in shining tube socks. But, when the door opened, Obama reeled back.
Towering over him was a fit, tanned, glistening bear, wearing bright cyan face paint and a piercing on his ear. The bear looked down at Obama, a mixed expression of surprise and intrigue lining his gleaming smile. “Well, hello there. Can we help you?” His voice, arousing as it was to Obama’s ears, was layered. Like that of a robot.
Before he could open his mouth to speak, Obama heard another voice call from the back of the pineapple, in a voice that sounded not too far off from that of your mom. “Is that the male stripper Kermit ordered!?” The bear turned to face your mom.
“I don’t think so.” He faced Obama once more, gently sliding out of the way of the door frame. “Oh, I’m Glamrock Freddy, by the way. Are you a friend of Spongebob’s?”
“Yes, actually. In fact, I came to talk to him. Is he home?” Freddy stepped back, allowing Obama to drift in.
“Yeah, he’s in the kitchen.” He flashed a smile at Obama, causing Obama’s face to gain that familiar burn of blood to his cheeks, as well as other parts of his anatomy.
As he swam into the kitchen, he noticed a handful of vaguely familiar and all attractive faces. He recognized a bear of a pig, flirting it up with a tired-looking older horse with an arousingly bulky dad bod. In the corner, two fuzzy twinks, one red and one green, were already making their way to third base. There was also a sweet looking older sponge, who looked like she could be spongebob's mom, talking it up with your mom, as well as a rather large robotic woman (who may or may not have been a mom) and a petite human woman with rather large eyes.. They were all drinking wine, and making passes at each other. Also Barry Bee Benson and Bob the Builder were there.
When Obama saw Spongebob in the kitchen, his heart fluttered. Spongebob was wearing an adorable maid outfit, thick black eyeliner, and bright pink lipstick. He was so taken aback by this sight, that he froze in place, dropping the flowers. When Spongebob looked up from arranging the party platter, he, too, froze. Tears welled up in his eyes, as he squeaked out one word. "Obama?"
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Shreksual tension 2: The Shrequal (feat. Squidward)
Fanfictionafter Obama is brought back from the dead, he quickly realizes that he has to choose between many suitors. Hilarity and spice ensues. (base by Cherry-Cz on deviantart)
