I'm Not a Bad Slime, Slurp

Welp, I'm Dead :/

My name is Kaito Wosu and to be honest, I'm just a regular guy in Tokyo with a regular 9-5 job at a store. But this all changed when I went to my bank one day. That day was what changed my life forever.

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I was at the bank to deposit my paycheck into my account when everyone hears a man enter the building and shout, "E-everyone on the ground, n-now!!" I turn to see a robber acting really nervous and his hand with the gun was shaking a lot. I hold my arms up before looking around. There's a bunch of people on the ground, scared. There's also a woman who's visibly pregnant. I look to the banker who nodded to me since we're friends and she activated the silent alarm.

I sigh as I knew someone had to keep the man distracted until the police arrive. So, I start to stand up and the robber yells at me to sit back down. "Hey, now. Be careful where you're pointing that thing. I know you don't want to do this, pal. You're shaking so much, I thought it was winter in here." I keep walking towards the man and place a hand on his gun, having it point downward. "It's ok. You can leave here without a lot of repercussions."

The robber was still shaking as he squeezed his eyes shut and said that he was sorry. Before I could ask what he meant, I hear the gunshot and then the pain in my chest. The bastard actually shot me! I start to fall one of the other guys here runs up and punches the robber, knocking him down.

My friend runs up to me and holds my hand. "Stay with me, Kaito! The police and ambulance are almost here!"

I was bleeding a lot as it was so painful to breathe. 'This heat is unbearable...'

Just then, I hear a strange, somewhat robotic, female say, "Confirmed. Extra Skill: Heat Resistance acquired."

Me: 'Wait, what? What was that? God, it hurts so much...'

???: "Confirmed. Extra skill: Pain Nullification, acquired."

I could feel my friend's tears. I look up and ask, "M-Mikasa...Could you hug me...? So c-cold..."

Mikasa cries and hugs me, my head between her breasts (don't judge me), as the voice continues, "Confirmed. Extra skill: Cold Resistance acquired. Notice. With the skills, Heat and Cold Resistance, the two are combined into the extra skill: Temperature Fluctuation Resistance."

I look up to my friend and tell her, "Hey, Mikasa... If I don't make it, you can have my gaming systems and the games. Don't let those...lightning bosses Shock you too much." I laugh before coughing up some blood.

???: "Confirmed. Extra skill: Electric Resistance acquired."

'I'm feeling weaker... Damn, I'm really gonna die. If I have one last regret, it would be that I never got to eat more exotic foods. In my next life, I'll devour and savor every single meal that is put in front of me...'

???: "Confirmed. Acquisition of Unique skill: 'Devour'... Successful."

Me: 'And the phrase, "you are what you eat." Heh. That would be something else. To be able to change my form like..."

???: "Confirmed. Acquisition of extra skill: Changling... Successful. Notice. This extra has been bonded and combined into the Unique skill: 'Devour'"

Me: "Hey, Mikasa? Do you remember what I called you when we first met...?"

Mikasa: "Of...of course. You always call me your Oracle."

???: "Confirmed. Extra skill: 'Oracle' acquired."

Me: "Yeah, you're so good at appraising objects just by looking at them, giving me advice, and even predicting misfortunes on me. And now, as you grow older, you'd be seen as a Divine Oracle."

???: "Confirmed. Upgrading extra skill: 'Oracle.' Successful. Extra skill: 'Oracle' upgraded to Unique skill: 'Divine Oracle.'"

I was amazed by whatever the voice was saying as I look up at my friend. "Hey, please don't cry, Mikasa. Don't let my death hinder your life. Go and find someone to fall in love with and live... *coughs* ...a happy life for me..." I tell her with a weak smile before I close my eyes and my hand goes limp.

(Fanficsins: And that was "I'm Not a Bad Slime, Slurp." Can I go home now? *ding*)

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A/n: Just so you all know, "..." is dialogue, '...' are thoughts, and italicized dialogue will be Oracle's text.

P.S. 703 words.