it was a dark and stormy night. finn was busy being quirky and different, since he was not like other guys. he liked to sing.
he went to school, his pert and juicy globes bouncing on his behind. while he walked, he sang fight song and thought about the glee club singing it. he blinked his ocean blue green aqua teal (the 2014 kind) azure orbs and suddenly started crying out of the marble pools.
"o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh no!🥺" he whimpered. "i have a tiny weeny! i cant have my fun turkey lurkey time with rachel after school!"
just then rachel walked up to him. "FINN YOU DUMBASS!"
"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what do you want?" finn asked.
"your massive cumcannon in my warm cavern," rachel replied.
authors note - finnchel is so cute uwu😍🥺
"b-b-b-b-b-but rachel," finn whined. "my rumpleforeskin is too smol!🥺"
rachel stomped her tiny 0.000003 inch foot. "that's fine, whore. i'll go sit on the new guy's semen demon!"
finn started crying and ran into the music room. there was a wheelchair in the corner so he sat on it and sang i'm still standing (quinn looked really hot singing that). then he sang fight song. he danced like no one was watching, but someone had been there the whole time without finn noticing...
it was the new guy.
"hey sexy," the new guy said. he was 736282 feet tall and had ice green lime turquoise chartreuse sea ocean marble orbs. he had blonde messy hair and a massive 12 inch skinny dipper.
"h-h-h-h-h-h-hi🥺," finn said, his baby snot rocket getting erect in his pants.
"i'm draco. i'm going to rail you."
authors note - aren't they so hot together😫
draco took off his pants and shoved his meat mallet into finn's pert tight cavernous hole. finn yelled in pleasure and pain as his heat was stretched around the huge statue of liberty.
draco shot milky milk out of his skinny dipper and finn felt very happy.
then rachel walked in. "what are you doing with draco??☹️"
"i wanna by with finn!" draco said. "he's my smol uwu boy!"
rachel cried and sang fight song.
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finn hudson x draco malfoy
Fanfictionfinn is having a bad day when a new boy shows up at glee club. they have a nice fruity time.