You can come back in hun you ok baby yeah I'm fine tell me the truth n-no me and Harley had a fight about the kid *meanwhile riddle cries himself to sleep* oh im sorry about that he said unfortunately unlike her I've always been the one to play it safe that is until I met you then I realized that I didn't have to play it safe every day I could you know rock the boat oh damn that came out wrong don't worry about it so just try not to think about my sis he said cuddling himself close to the joker you know it seems like I can't do anything right hunny don't you say that I mean it's true no it's not your best thing in my fucking life without you I still would have been that drunk ass abusive dad and mom of mine opps wait what I'm so sorry for not telling you about it when it seemed like a good time you were off fighting bats aka Batman don't worry about it do you still live with him yeah.... Do you me to send some soldiers to kill the dumb bastard he blushed yes I have enough of their shit he kissed him ok so is he easy or hard to kill easy as fuck good
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the joker (gay version)
Randombased off of a random idea of the dc universe in wcich the joker is gay and has to break up with Harley Quinn only to find out she's pregnant with a boy that's looks just like him but has the softness of Harley Quinn and the joker psychotic side wil...