Hey kiddo I want to tell you something what is it papa you this guy right yeah.... Well he's my boyfriend treat him well ok dad hi pumpkin thought I would vist .... what is my brother doing in your house not that I care about the no good ass hole yeah that's my sis I'm can we talk about this he said he explained how Harley used to be his ex. and why they broke up oh no problem I don't really care about the stupid slut anyway now if you excuse me I need to talk to Harley Harley explains that is her. Non identical twin brother oh now that I think about you two sorta dress. the same red and black except he's purple and white yeah well anyway you can keep him I don't really give two god damn freaks oh ok but at least tell him I'm his mom um son I have something to tell he said pointing at Harley this is mom now you fucking tell him you're part otherwise it's going to break his god-damned heart um sweetie pumpkin I gave you up when you were young because I couldn't take care of you so you don't love me he said sniffle you never cared about me you didn't even bother to call me and dad you didn't care about anything they do pointing at joker and his bf he ran away to his room I never want to see you again they stood there sooner things got rough my sweet baby doll do you mind leaving for a sec sure you said you would fucking call him every day you said you cared about him what the hell were you really doing starts to cry softly tell me damn it I was partying and robbing banks she said ashamed you never change all you care about is partying and money and robbing banks now get out please pudding just leave me alone he said crying i need some time
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the joker (gay version)
Randombased off of a random idea of the dc universe in wcich the joker is gay and has to break up with Harley Quinn only to find out she's pregnant with a boy that's looks just like him but has the softness of Harley Quinn and the joker psychotic side wil...