1 year later riddle (yes that is his name) did you get me my stuff n-no please don't hurt me you know the rules as he gave him a little electric shock owww now go see if there's any more stores open ok papa meanwhile in store he look it the freak show again I mean just look at that hair riddle just leave me alone oh why should we are going to cry sniffles and tries to hold it in but can't because he has the biological careing traits of Harley meanwhile he comes back with bruises good boy now gimme the stuff goes back to being normal daddy I'm tired of being a freak show* starts crying * it's time we talk sit down on his bed you see as a joker well it's in our nature to be freak shows your dad was one etc etc oh I get it hey why don't we do a little father and son Bonding time yes ok then pick a weapon hmmm how about this one slaps* anything but that he picks up a knife ohhh good choice now is there anyone that just bully's you or something yeah ok I want you to stare them dead in the eye and take your anger out with this knife ok ok he replied and make sure you have a punch line to make it creepy but serious for example holds a knife up to little girl hello little girl wanna play because I don't* stabs her* oh I get papa the next day hello guys you wanna hear a joke sure grabs by shirt I have had enough of your shit I've done nothing to you nothing nothing at all gets knife holds to throat stares In eye I don't like this joke let me go!!!!!oh but it's funny when you beat me up every day with your dads gun that hurt!!!!*starts stabbing repeatedly* oh so who's the bully now so what if I'm psycho it's in my genes.* rest of them run away from him* good job son that's a good job
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the joker (gay version)
De Todobased off of a random idea of the dc universe in wcich the joker is gay and has to break up with Harley Quinn only to find out she's pregnant with a boy that's looks just like him but has the softness of Harley Quinn and the joker psychotic side wil...