The Gang of Random People vs. The Person I Can't Say Because it Will Spoil The F

Chapter 4: Where Does It Lead To?

Ok. So maybe I said a bad thing or 2 about Chris-chan (it was deserved). But for some reason, people could get angry for some reason because of what I said. I'm not the one to criticize anyone's beliefs but you should stop liking him. There is so much proof he's a bad person and the things he did too. But I should continue with the story. Because if I keep ranting on about him, it's going to be about Chris-chan and nobody likes a rambler

As Bowser is asleep, still in the portal, he tries to wake up. Once he did, his eyes were surrounded by blue swirls, all around his body. A hole on the top and the bottom of his head. As he looks around him, he tries to move. The only thing he could do was swim. He swam to the edge of this cylinder-like slide he was in. The thing was see-through but only barely. The only thing he could see from it was a big, black space around this tube. It looked like space to him but it was familiar to him. He could see the world's he had conquered. He could spot Good Egg Galaxy, Honey Hive Galaxy and Beach Bowl Galaxy from afar. He could even see the Comet Observatory. But he didn't look at it for very long. Lots of thoughts were coming to his mind. Some were "Is this real? Am I here or am I in the afterlife?" (They don't have a God in the mushroom kingdom).
As he was standing in this tube for what seemed like an eternity, he saw light coming through the bottom. He tried to brace for impact, knowing that if he was going to fall from this height, he would die in a snap. He went into his shell and hoped he wouldn't get crushed.

A man looks out the window of his house. He notices that it's a nice day outside. The only thing ticking him off was a big meteorite shooting through the sky. And it was coming straight for him. But he didn't fret. He just stood there and watched. He knew if he died right now, he wouldn't care. The meteorite, upon closer inspection, was Bowser. He was in a ball of pressure pane. It's just Bowser didn't know that. As the ball was about to reach his house, the man slowly went away from the window and went downstairs. The ball became soaring down to his house. A robotic hand started to come up. The hand had a glove and it looked like Mickey Mouse's (copyright claimed) hand if it was enlarged to the size to the house. The hand grabs the ball. The ground under the hand goes away to show a hole perfectly shaped so a round, giant ball can fit in. As the hand lowered the ball down to the hole, the hand pushed it down(😳). The ball with Bowser inside came rolling down the hole. The hole felt like a slide. Bowser came out of his shell. He felt himself rattling back and forth inside the ball. He became dizzy and was about to throw up. He kept trying to stop the ball from rolling down with his strength but it was useless. The ball wouldn't budge to move at his own speed. The sphere kept rolling down its path until going up once again back outside. But it's destination was somewhere else.

The ball was taken up to the ground and pushed away by some mysterious force coming from the pipe. The ball went on the top floor and the hole disappeared into oblivion. The ball released Bowser from his chamber and let him go outside. The first thing that Bowser sees is a house. Not a tall house that he sees the Toads use but a normal house nonetheless. He knows what a house is because he went to Earth a few times (I won't tell you when he did but some do know). He went up to the first house that was in his sight. He knocked on the door and saw a tiny human at the door. It had a round body with some curly hair and a pair of glasses. He didn't look the most fit but he just looked like everyone he saw on the real world. When he saw the human's expression when he opened the door he was confused. His face didn't move at all. He was in a state of confusion. He was as big as the house he knocked on. And his face didn't move at all. Bowser asked, "Hey kid, are your parents around? I need to find out where I am so I can find my way home."
The kid's head moved down and his face then turned into a furious expression. The kid then whispered, "My first opponent."

The kid removed his glasses and his hands covered his face. He starts swishing his hands back and forth, making him wear clear, half-glasses. He took out a ball, looking like a pokéball, and threw it to the ground. What appeared out of the ball was a Llama. A talking Llama. The Llama started talking. "Well it looks like it's my time to shine!"
Bowser looked at the Llama and started laughing. He laughed till he was on the ground crying. The kid said, "Well, guess I can make the first move."
He yelled out "Hey Sheen II, use Waterwind!"
The Llama's head created a whirlwind of water (that's where the name comes from) and make a water tornado. The strong gust of wind is used by the Llama and is aimed right towards Bowser. Bowser was completely oblivious to what was about to happen to him.