We both knew that I needed to sleep somewhere and that somewhere was either too expensive or to uncomfortable. I didn't know whether to ring that ridiculous mother of mine or just leave it. I decided on ring the ridiculous mother. "Hi Mom...mom can you hear me!! MUM?! Oh it's ok now. Well me and Fern- yes I know, I found her yeah. Anyway I was wondering where on earth or should I say I New York am I sleeping/staying in for 6 months!!! Hmmmm...yeah...." The humming and awing went on for a while before Fern had an absolute brilliant idea. "What about The Plaza hotel. It's just around the corner, you can get a discount and they let dogs in now due to a dog facility!!" I jumped up and down with her just like we did after having to many cookies and repeated what she had told me to my mother. Of course she wasn't delighted but she reconsidered due to getting a discount. The discount came from our fathers, both of which had good jobs and knew people working there. "Dear remember don't leave your phone out there in case of a robbery and charge it and don't you dare forget anything ok? Good well then speak to you soon and BYE FERN!" My mother bellowed before hanging up on me. "So then, what about a nice smoothie before you head of?" Fern asked, not waiting for my reply she went to the kitchen to the smoothie maker whilst I gazed round at her apartment. Modern = Living dinner room. Classic = Kitchen. And by Jove the bedrooms were fit for anyone. Hers was pale colours whereas the guest room was bright and colourful. To my surprise everything didn't clash and it felt very natural. CRASH something fell in the kitchen so I rushed through to find out what had happened. "just as clumsy as usual hey Clem." I chuckled to see a plate on the floor but the smoothies and dogs still intake. "I best be off and book a place now Fern. But remember I'll be here for breakfast so make sure your awaken for 11!?!" I told her when and what we could do as I put my stuff near the door. "Roger come here boy. Good boy lets be off then." I stroked him roughly in his fur and put his lead on. "Bye Fern at least this time it's not for forever." She giggled and embraced me whispering "Bye Clem remember to steal some chocolate cookies." I nodded in reply and strode off to the hotel.
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I was now in the lobby of THE Plaza Hotel. Just like in Home Alone 2 I had no idea what to do yet at least I had no robbers on my tail. I went over to the desk and gave out all the usual details and what room I'd like blah blah. Gosh she's gorgeous but you can see the plastic surgery done. I laughed at my inside joke, "is something the matter my dear." The blonde plastic addict asked I shook my head and took the key from her. Here I go first class plane to first class room. This time I had my dog and more food thankfully!
