scaramouche's lore for people with short attention spans | Genshin Impact

very relatable family reunion

*scaramouche going to narukami island to ask hot shrine maiden yae miko for help*

scaramouche to yae miko: i remember that katsuragi guy said my purpose is to help people of tatarasuna, see my golden plume???????

yae miko: lol yes and i will send you help btw my name is yae miko ring a bell you useless crybaby fook?

scaramouche: omg little fluffy wuffy fox why did my mom abandon me?

yae miko: u are cry baby fook lolololololoiknamdnjbakdb

scaramouche: aw man guess i better leave now

*scaramouche goes back to tatarasuna and is sad because yae miko lied and never sent help for the sick people / feels useless again lmao*

*scaramouche remembers kid that tried to stop him from leaving tatarasuna and tries to find him but realizes he's gone :sadge:*

*he goes to the furnace and learns that katsuragi was killed for telling scaramouche to get help for the people and becomes :madge:* 

*goes on mass murder spree after naming himself kunikuzushi to avenge his beloved katsuragi*

*kuni lowkey regrets it so he leaves to become wanderer like seg c samurai kazuha and bOOM...*

SOME TIME LATER...

*PHATUI HARBINGER WALKS UP TO HIM...*


TO BE CONTINUED...