note: tbh we don't really know much about his life as a harbinger which is kinda good cause it makes for some interesting fictional scenarios seen in many scaramouche x reader fanfics and no one can definitively say they didn't happen lore-wise tbh *cough cryogunner x scaramouche*
*pierro walks up to little shawty kuni*
pierro: WASSUP MY MANS, I HEARD YOU WERE ABANDONED BY RAIDEN SHOGUN LMFAO DW US FATUUS HATE HER TOO
kuni: lol yeah but it's okay because i'm better than everyone else and she can't accept that, what a nerd tbh
pierro: yeah tbh
kuni: y'all seem hella chill tho, can i join??
pierro: yeah tbh my mans that's why i'm talking to you rn
kuni: ayyy :pepepray:
*the two of them get on ship to go to snezhnaya but kuni is stopped by angry russian man*
*kuni begins to pull out his sword (COUGH COUGH NOT LEAKS BUT PRETTY SURE THIS HOT MAN IS A SWORD USER)*
pierro to angry russian man: WOAH WOAH WOAHHH my dude it's okay, he's with me
angry russian npc: k lol
SOMETIME LATER WHEN THEY GET TO SNEZHNAYA....
tsaritsa: pierro how many times i gotta tell you this ain't an orphanage... oh wait arlecchino..., anyway you gotta stop bringing these kids here smfh
pierro to tsaritsa: first of all this is an old man with a really good skin care routine and second of all... yeah you right we technically own an orphanage and THIRD OF ALL, NEVER1!!!
tsaritsa: lol k anyway i'm gonna name that little crybaby fook next to you scaramouche aka the balladeer because i really like italian comedies
scaramouche: HEY I AM NOT A CRYBABY FOOK WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT I HAVEN'T CRIED IN CENTURIES!!..,
*tsaritsa looks at him with confused face*
scaramouche: okay maybe i cry nearly everyday but thAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!!! :madge:
tsaritsa: anyway get dottore to unseal his power and idk experiment on him like he does with all the other abandoned freaks
scaramouche: BOI WOT THE HELL BOI-
pierro: welp good luck my mans
*dottore appears*
dottore: i'm gonna make you more broken than ganyu tbh
scaramouche: k cool can you hurry up??
dottore: damn attitude but yes i can
SOME TIME LATER, SCARAMOUCHE IS NOW SUPER OP
pierro to scaramouche: there's some meteors i want you to investigate
scaramouche: ugh okay mom
*scaramouche goes to mondstadt and meets the traveler + german girl with talking bord*
scaramouche to traveler: OH SO YOU'RE THE FATUI'S WORST ENEMY LMAO?? I'M TOTALLY NOT WORKING FOR THEM DW
traveler: k *thinks he kinda fine tho :lipbite:*
*scaramouche stalks traveler and german girl with talking bord who are later joined by mage with very spicy outfit :weariest:*
scaramouche: SUP BESTIES CAN I HANG OUT WITH Y'ALL I'M REALLY LONELY LOL PLEASE HELP
mona: no lmao you're a freak and are trying to kill traveler smh
scaramouche: damn you right smh
*SCARAMOUCHE PROCEEDS TO FIND OUT THE STARS, THE SKY, IT'S ALL A GIGANTIC HOAX, A LIE AND TELLS TRAVELER THIS WHO CLEARLY BELIEVES THE EARTH IS ROUND AND NOT FLAT*
scaramouche: ugh i hate my foster mom, he's so annoying i'm leaving, later suckers lolololol see you in a year
traveler: k
LATER IN INAZUMA
signora: lol your foster mommy keeps sending you on these missions, you're such a nerd anyway take this delusion, i'm gonna take your real mom's gnosis
scaramouche: lol hope you die xoxoxoxoxo
*scaramouche goes to delusion factory to oversee it and confronts traveler*
scaramouche: i saw you and your friend lmao imagine having friends, imagine being happy... *cries inside*
traveler: k i'm gonna kill you now
*scaramouche pulls uno reverse and tries to kill traveler AGAIN*
*yae miko appears in time to save traveler*
scaramouche: ugh not the fluffy wuffy lady
yae miko: ugh not the useless crybaby fook with severe mommy issues
scaramouche: TAKE THAT BACK OR I'M KILLING THE TRAVELER RN RN FR
yae miko: okay but what if you don't and i give you back your heart aka gnosis?
scaramouche: deal i hate being with the fatui they're so annoying fr
*yae miko leaves with traveler*
*scaramouche runs away with gnosis without reporting back to fatui so signora dies lmao rip signora wanters*
*childe is sent to search for scaramouche since he has gnosis...*
scaramouche: HAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE MY HEART AT LAST!!! I'LL STILL BE A CRY BABY FOOK BUT AT LEAST I'LL BE A CRY BABY FOOK WITH A HEART!!!
*scaramouche prob inserts the gnosis into him and realizes it's not what he wants but if he takes it out he won't be the hot manipulative man that pleases his degenerate simps*
scaramouche: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
TO BE CONTINUED.......
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