*scaramouche wakes up and starts walking around beach*
*patrolling officer sees scaramouche and approaches him*
katsuragi: yo kid where are yo parents??
scaramouche: PSSSHHH what parents??
katsuragi: DAMN YOU GOT IS HARD FR *cries* COME WITH ME IN A NON WEIRD WAY, I'LL ADOPT YOU!!!
scaramouche: omg?? besties 4 life??
katsuragi: besties 4 life :pray:
*he takes scaramouche to tatarasuna where they meet one of his friends who's seeking mad validation from raiden shogun*
mikoshi nagamasa: katsuragi, wow u brought kid with you wowzas, hey wait i'm pretty sure this feather is connected to the electro archon wow haha special kid
katsuragi to scaramouche: don't reveal your identity to anyone1!!
scaramouche: kk bestie
a few days later
mikoshi nagamasa: lol guys come help me make claymore
*katsuragi & scaramouche + some randoms proceed to help mikoshi nagamasa craft sword*
random npc: WOW!!! IT'S SUCH A PRETTY SWORD MWA MWA :drool:
mikoshi nagamasa: INDEED!!
katsuragi to scaramouche: let's dance with this sword in a non weird way lmfao
scaramouche: kk bestie
*SCARAMOUCHE DOES A MOST LIKELY VERY HOT DANCE WITH THE SWORD ALONG WITH KATSURAGI, FAMILY BONDING AT ITS FINEST!!*
mikoshi nagamasa: my my this sword... it's just so beautiful i can't believe this!!! i need to make more seg c weapons like this to redeem the mikoshi clan name!!!
A FEW MORE DAYS LATER A SICKNESS BEGINS KILLING OFF THE PEOPLE OF TATARASUNA WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE TIED TO CRYSTAL MARROW BEING USED TO CREATE WEAPONS......................
mikoshi nagamasa: geez this jade steel stuff is pretty cool, it's made from the remains of a dead snake god too!!! i wonder why everyone is starting to die lmao weak, it can't be because of the tatarigami psshhh
katsuragi to scaramouche once again: lol go tell ur mom about this dood
scaramouche: aight bet
uh mikoshi nagamasa goes insane and wants to kill scaramouche now because he's related to raiden shogun: i can't let the mikoshi clan name fall!! the boy must not report this to the archon1!! everything is fine!!! *people dying*
*scaramouche leaves like my biological dad*
mikoshi nagamasa to katsuragi: grr katsuragi where is the bOY?!?
katsuragi: he's gonna get help for the dying people lmao
mikoshi nagamasa: ARE U- ARE U OUT OF YOUR MINDDDDDD *kills katsuragi*
TO BE CONTINUED...
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