What happened to Semen Cowballs? 👑🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh my god what happened to Semen he died oh well 😩✌️

Harry sIgHeD ohmygod Semen Cowballs was so AnNoYiNg he just wanted to #getrailed by his 💅husband :/ 

Slime was yApPiNg about ElEvator cuz apparently she didn't like watching LouLou fuck him, like, #triggered 

So, Elk had complained to her sugah daddeh Salmom. 

The absolute inSlut 

Oops, anygays so he was sick of Salmonellas cOmPlaIning, shut up you ugly bitch. Like- ew. Peasant. 🥴

He summonded Louis via the bluetooth and Louis appeared in a haze of ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Louis quickly ripped Cowballs throat out with his teeth and threw his tiny 1.5 centimetre dick out the window hitting an old lady in the head #sorrynotsorry 🤘

So anywhore Louis yeeted the tiny weiner out the window then snogged Harry ahahaha Semen was dying 

So when they were snogging, they got SUCKED into a PoRtal how rude 

And suddenly they were in cReAtiVe mOde of Minecraft 

So he and lewis were minecraft characters. Ew. But Louis still looked sMokin 👑👑💅💅 so it was #alright 

Anygays so Excavator turned them into mInEcRaFt characters cuz she was a jealous hoe about Lou-ee killing her wOtahMelon sugah hIgH daddy. So she made them into SqUaReS in a video game 

WoNdErFuL 💅👑✌️😩🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🥺🥵🥵💅🤘🤘💅💅💅💅💅💅👑✌️🥴😩😩✌️✌️✌️

He wondered if Lou had a square penis to go in his square hole

OooooOOoohOhoHOhOjoJoHoH did they need prep in the Minecraft? Or did they only not need it in the Facebook? 🤔

Eleabitch came flying out of a cave at his bEauTiful face and attacked it with her pointy toes 🥺🥺🥺

AHHHH he (s)creamed, wanting his Loubear to save him

All the supplies Louis had was a stick, as Election Changed it to suRvIval ajakahaiaijajahshue oh no

So his louloubear was attacking Evidence with a stick

And Employee was attacking his WhAt MaKeS yOu BeAutiful fAce with her nasty toes #takecareofyourself #pedicure and then suddenly Matthew Morrison appeared 

AhHHhhhhHhhhh it's a-

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Creep!

Ewwwwww #getaway

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And his LouLou was lighting a dOoBy 🚬🚬 #stayhealthykids and burning Ethical's eyes out so her eyes blew up and landed on Cher (iTs GiViNg ChEr) and then Ant and Dec (sorry amEriCa) were singing 

Let's get ready

Let's get ready

Let's get ready

TO RUMBLE

but him and Louis were the only SqUares so there was no #equality 

Oh my god how inSulTiNg 

#tpwk 🙄

And then Matthew Morrison started licking Liam Neesons legs 

👅slurp👅

And LouLoubug was throwing cucumber's at everyone 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

So that happened