𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒; 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙬✓

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Freddy: Croissants: dropped
Tommy: Road: works ahead
Billzo: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Aimsey: Shavacado: fre
Ranboo: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Tubbo:
Tubbo, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Freddy: Thanks fam!
Tommy: oh no
Billzo: *cries* I love you too
Aimsey: Sounds fake but okay
Ranboo: *A flustered mess*
Tubbo: can i get a refund

Freddy: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Tommy: Nope, absolutely not.
Billzo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Aimsey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Ranboo: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Tubbo: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Freddy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Tommy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Billzo: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Aimsey: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Ranboo: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Tubbo:
Tubbo: I have emotional scars.

Freddy, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Tommy: Hey.
Billzo: Hi.
Aimsey: Hello.
Ranboo: Hey!
Freddy: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Tubbo: We were out of Doritos.

Freddy: Just be yourself.
Tommy: 'Be myself'? Freddy, I have one day to win Billzo over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Aimsey: Couple weeks.
Ranboo: Six months.
Tubbo: Jury's still out.
Tommy: See, Freddy?
Tommy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

*The squad right before Freddy's wedding*
Tommy: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Billzo: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Aimsey: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Ranboo: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Tubbo, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE