How To Court A Cryptid: 101

Chapter 2 (EDITED)

[CW: cursing, jokes of murder, mentions of threats of assault; reader threatened to bite someone]
(A/N: this chapter is just minor grammatical edits and I have replaced chapter 2 with chapter 3 to keep the flow better)

"Hello chat! How are we doing today!?" Tommy yelled into his mic, talking to chat as he started his stream. I sat on the side watching him talk to the chat, I couldn't see the chat but I could tell they were questioning why the lights were off since Tommy kept smiling and trying not to giggle.

"Why are the lights off?" Tommy asked squinting at chat, I then rolled into the camera's view.

"Well, typically cryptids like dark places where they can't be seen," I said rolling in and leaning so I could see the chat.

Chat then went 1 million miles per second they were all spamming cryptid and being amazed that I was real. I started to laugh hard because of some of the chats messages.

"Well, chat this is the Dream SMP discord cryptid; also known as Can I say your name?" Tommy asked looking over at me. I smiled,

"Uh, I prefer Bas or bastard here on the interwebs, but if you want sure you can say my name. Just don't give like my home address or whatever" I said looking at chat smiling.

"what? Why would I- never mind. Okay, chat this is Bastard." Tommy said smiling looking over chats messages "Hey, can we turn on the lights?"

"UGGGHHHH, I guess," I said getting up and walking over to the light switch. I turned it on and saw Tommy walk over to see and stand next to me. I gave him a confused facial expression.

"Chat wants to see the height difference, you goblin," He said smiling looking down at me. I quickly stood my tippy toes, easy with the boots

"Okay, fit check, as you can see I have the superiors fashion sense chat. Tommy here has none, write that down" I said walking back to my chair.

"I do not! I have a great fashion sense!" Tommy said looking at me offended I started to cackle like a hyena

"Yeah, to be fair though, you are a teenager who lives that streamer lifestyle so I understand," I said after catching my breath from laughing, Tommy rolled his eyes.

"Yeah yeah," He said crossing his arms, I looked over at chat

'Gamer Bf and Alt s/o goals'

'Are you a boy or a girl? I really can't tell'

"Ew, I will punt you straight into the sun you heathens," I said with a face

"HEY! Don't threaten my chat!" Tommy yelled at me

"They were shipping us. Ew, he is like my little brother. This isn't sweet home Alabama people" I replied

"Okay fair enough, also chat they use they/them pronouns, respect that please," Tommy said looking at the monitor

"Thank you, so what are we gonna do?" I asked leaning back on my chair and grabbing the container of brownies.

"We could go on the SMP and mess with people," Tommy said grabbing a brownie and popping it into his mouth.

"Cool, give me the grand tour," I said popping a brownie into my mouth

Tommy then booted up Minecraft and got onto the SMP server, he made sure to show on stream

"Okay, let's show the cryptid how to be cool," Tommy said moving his character around

I looked over at the camera unamused, I looked at the stream and saw my face. I started to get uncomfortable and looked down.