I'm Hopeless For You (My Chemical Romance)

Chapter 19

Shadow's P.O.V.

Oh my god. Where are they?

This is why we shouldn't make plans with Frank and Becca, they won't turn up until really late.

Although Mikey isn't here either, so I can't really say anything, except Alicia looks kind of lonely.

"Where are they?" Kat asked, smiling slightly as she seen Ray walking back towards our booth with  coffees. Yeah, if you hadn't guessed we're in Starbucks.. Heaven on Earth I tell you!

Heaven on bloody Earth.

"I have no idea.. Mikey was meant to be the first here.. So where is h- Oh. How bloody great." Alicia replied, sounding sarcastic at the end and rolling her eyes as she stared at the door.

Who is at the door? Maybe it's Mikey.. But she seems kind of, on edge.. Or jealous, maybe?

Silently, I craned my neck so I could see towards the door, and standing there in all her glory (No, she's not naked) is Amy Orangutan Matthews. Well, how great. Note the sarcasm.

"What is she doing here?" Alicia hissed, her eyes narrowing as Amy's eyes scanned the room before landing on our group and an evil smirk came upon her face. She looked as fake as ever, her badly dyed black hair put up in a tight bun on the top of her head, a short, black and skintight miniskirt, thigh-high socks or tights or whatever, stilettos and a grey tubetop.

Immediately after noticing us, she stomped over, making sure to wiggle her arse for good measure as most of the men in the shop were staring at her. Slut. She has no right to have the same name as Amy Lee!

As soon as she reached us, her fake smile dropped from her face. If you can even call it a smile that is, she uses too much botox to actually have emotions. I hear you also need to have a heart for emotions too.

"Where's Mikey?" She demanded, sticking her nose up in the air and crossing her arms over her surgically altered chest.

"We don't know, slut. So get out of here before w-" Gerard started, but faltered as the bell signalling a person entering the coffee shop rang through our ears.

And right there, walking through the door.. Is Frank, Becca and Mikey.

"Mikey baby! You'd do better to keep your little friends here on a leash." Amy snarled, running up to him and wrapped a slender arm around his waist.

"Get the fuck off of me, Amy! We aren't dating! What do you want!" Mikey shouted, sounding extremely nervous by the way Amy was pressing her body against his.

Just then, Amy's eyes flashing with annoyance and narrowed as she jutted out her bottom lip in some form of pout. Stupid Orangutan.

"Oh but baby. I missed you! Now, you see, I have a predicament. I miss the nights we had, the long long long nights with no sleep. Oh baby, you had so much energy! Now listen here. If you don't come back to me. There will be trouble. So much trouble. And you don't want that now, do you? No. You don't pretty boy." I watched as Amy said this, putting her hand on Mikey's cheek as Alicia stood up from where she was sitting- practically with smoke flying out of her ears. I'm the only one who noticed though.

Ray, Kat and Gerard had sneakily excused themselves and ran out of Starbucks. Chickens. While Frank and Becca were aimlessly staring at Amy and Mikey with open mouths, their lip rings glinting in the light. Wait. Their lip rings? When did Becca get a lip ring?

Wait wait. Lemme use my amazing detective skills to solve this. Frank gave Becca a lip ring, they kissed, the lip rings got caught, Mikey came and helped them get unstuck, and voila. This is why they were late.

Alright. Where's my medal?

You're not getting one, smartass. Get back to the situation girl!

Oh right. Of course.

"W-What?" Mikey stuttered, pure terror etched onto his face while fury was covering Alicia's.

"You heard me. Now come on, lets get out of here, babe. And I might buy you a little unicorn toy." She ordered, trying to wrench Mikey away and out of Starbucks.

But Alicia wasn't having any of it.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing, Orangutan?" Alicia hissed, stomping over to the orange monkey / slut / bitch hybrid. Yeah. I said it.

"I know that I'm taking my boyfriend back, whore." Amy replied, face red from fury. Oh wow, for once her face isn't orange. Must be a new record.

"Oh. Right. I'm the whore? Look in a mirror cow! Oh wait.. You've already broken it.. So you can listen here! You can't do anything to hurt us. Nothing. And you can't get Mikey back, either. You know why?" Alicia hissed stepping forward as she suddenly spun on her heel and faced Mikey.

What is she doing?

My questions were answered when she placed both of her hands on his cheeks, and crushed her lips to his. Surprisingly, Mikey put his hands on her waist as Alicia moved her arms around his neck.

Fucking finally!

Smiling like an idiot, Alicia pulled away before turning to face Amy.

"See? I've liked Mikey ever since I first heard My Chemical Romance in 2002. I've loved him ever since I met him. And you. An fake, slutty, Orangutan, will not change that. So stop trying and find a man-whore for yourself. Oh, and by the way. Mikey doesn't even like unicorns." Alicia snarled, as Amy growled and stormed out of the shop, not saying anything.

Nice one Alicia.

"That.. Was.. AWESOME!" Frank cheered, high-fiving Alicia before him and Becca bounced, yes bounced, over and sat next to me- Stealing Gerard's and Kat's coffees in the process. Meh, they won't miss them, and Mikey's most likely to take Ray's. Wait.. Mikey..

"I.. Alicia.. I uh.." He stuttered nervously, suddenly finding a great amount of interest in his hands.

"I-I'm sorry.." Alicia blushed, twiddling her thumbs.

"Don't be. It was.. Nice." Mikey smiled awkwardly as Alicia blushed even more.

Okay, this is adorable!

"You guys are so cute!" I gushed, squealing loudly as the customers in Starbucks stared at our group as if we had three heads. Oh thanks. What, has the second head got bad hair? Damn. Did I remember to brush it.. Or was it a ponytail today..

Focus Shadow! Right.. 

"Uh.. Alicia.. Should we?" Mikey started as Alicia nodded hastily.

"Yeah, definitely. Leaving. Good idea. Bye guys!" Alicia mumbled as Mikey grabbed her arm and they ran out of the door.

"Okay. They are seriously one of the cutest soon-to-be couples ever." I smirked, watching them speed walk away from Starbucks.

"So." I paused, turning to face Becca and Frank before I spoke again.

"Explain your little lipring disaster, I wanna know if I deserve the medal I won in my head."