Lactose Intolerance ~ S.J & F.P

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A/N - Based on meeeee. A lactose intolerant nightmare who's favourite food is mozerella sticks <3.

*Let's Begin.*
You don't consume dairy, or at least you try your hardest not to. Your girlfriend, Scarlett also didn't consume dairy, which helped as your home had mainly dairy free products. However, the odd ice cream tub did happen to appear in the freezer every month.

Today you were both on set, Scarlett had packed both of you a lunch, which was a salad. But with no cheese chunks because you always complained that dairy free cheese tastes like cardboard (cough cough violife ew).

You picked at your salad, knowing you would much prefer Mac And Cheese or pizza or even ice cream.

Through the trailer window you saw Florence pass by, WITH PIZZA. Was the universe mocking you? Abandoning your salad, you went off to Florence's trailer. Hoping and wishing she will share even a bite of her pizza.

"Florenceeeeee" You whined, flopping onto her couch.

"Y/nnnnnnnn." She whined back before bursting into a laughing fit.

"Can I have some pizza? Please. Pleaseeeee." You dragged out, puppy dog eyes coming in full clutch.

"Y/n, sweetie as much as I love you, no. You'll end up sick and you've still got so many stunts to do. Plus I don't think Scarlett would be too happy with me."

You frowned your biggest 'Florence Pugh Frown' and made grabby hands towards the pizza.

"Please. Just a bite. I'll be fine." You tried to bargain, laid on your back on the couch doing the most dramatic poses you could.

"Okay, but ONE BITE." Florence made extremely clear.

"Two?" Your head perked up.

"Scarlett is going to kill me." Florence muttered whilst handing you the smallest slice there was.

"YAYYY. I LOVE YOU FLOSSIE." You beamed like a child, eating the delicious food.

By the time you had eaten the slice, you realised it maybe wasn't the best idea. But you didn't want an 'I told you so' lecture so you just laid there, uncomfortable and trying to not show any discomfort.

Eventually it got too much and you shot to the bathroom. (I'm sure we all get the pointtt.) When you returned, red faced from emberassment, you burried your head into Florence's chest.

"Awww little baby." She teased, "Did the big, bad dairy hurt you?"

"Fuck off Florence, my stomach hurts." You cuddled into her on the couch.

"Want me to rub your stomach?" She asked, "Or hide you from Scarlett?"

"Both." You whispered and whimpered.

5 minutes later, Scarlett bursts through the door.

"Florence, have you seen- Oh for gods sake did you feed her pizza? Again?"

"She did the frown, and begged. I can't say no." Florence immediately defended herself.

"Florence Rose Pugh, this is where you do say no. And you missy -" Scarlett brought all her attention to you, who laid there in heavy regret. "Don't think I don't know about your 'Emergancy Ben & Jerry's in the freezer, which is now confiscated."

You just pouted heavily, as Scarlett huffed a "What am I going to do with you two?".

As Scarlett got called to set, Florence whispered in your ear, "She doesn't know about your ice cream drawer in my house." And you giggled.

*The End.*

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 24, 2022 ⏰

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