A deal I honestly can't refuse

Letters pt.1

Dear Auntie Pandora,

It has been a week since I left the zone. I miss you and everyone else. Lots of stuff has happened. My teacher is very strong, but doesn't understand the zone. She brought me to her friend's house that is really big. The house, not the friend. I guess he's bigg-ish. He's taller than me, but not as tall as you. I think that you'd think he is small. He has a butler who makes very yummy food or maybe the food in this world just tastes better.

What was I talking about?

Oh Right! For grown-up's they don't seem to know a lot. Not like you and not like Clockwork (do you think I should write a letter to Clocky? I thought about it, but he'll say that he already knew everything I wrote.) Maybe I was sent here to teach them stuff. They didn't even know where ectoplasm comes from!!!

For some reason when I cut my hand off to show them they freaked out. They don't even know how to reattach hands!

I forgot to mention there's another kid here. He's only slightly less annoying than young blood. Instead of a pirate he thinks that he's a bird, but he doesn't have wings and he won't even try to actually fly. I told him I'd catch him. Still no. All he does is be sick and swing around on stuff.

He's Bruce's ward, like I'm Clockworks. Bruce is my teacher's friend I mentioned earlier. This week felt like one of Ghost Writer's tests. I got asked so many questions. They took some of my ectoplasm with a needle. Because stabbing is ok, but apparently dismemberment is not. I did learn a thing. When I'm human my ectoplasm is red and called blood.

I've got to go now my teacher is leaving. She told me to stay here, but Clocky told me to stay with her. So I'm going too.

Your favorite phantom,
Danny

A little time skip that knows it has grammar errors, but is going to blame them on the fact that a child supposedly wrote that~~~~

Dear Princess Dora,

Hi Princess Dora I have been in this new world for two and a half weeks. Do you miss me? I know you worried when I left, 'cause your eyes kept changing and you kept hissing at servants. Worry no more my fair lady for prince Phantom is being cared for by the warrior princess Diana Prince.

Which is really confusing. She is very sure she is a woman, but I think she might be like Ember and switches between girl and boy. She calls this planet Man's World. Gender is a very big deal here. It's not like the zone where you can choose or just not gender at all. Maybe here it is kinda like what Kitty talks about where there's a difference between boys and girls. I don't get it. Princess Diana Prince says that there is a spectrum of gender here. I told here that there's a Spectre of Gender in the zone. She ended the conversation.

Later I asked if there was a world for every gender. She laughed and said that there is an island that she's from for only women. I said that it doesn't sound fair that man gets a whole planet and women get one island. Also where does everyone else go?

I asked if we'd get to go see her home. She told me that I couldn't, because I'm a boy. It doesn't make sense since there are also women in man's world. I even told her that I didn't have to be a boy. I'm not even sure I want to get a gender especially from this weird place.

I miss home. I'm really trying to be positive though. The sky here is much more interesting than the void at home. People here used to use the stars to find there way around. (Stars are gassy fire balls in the sky) I think that it would be useful in the zone to have stars. Plus they're really pretty.

Teacher says we're going to visit her friend in a place called Metropolis soon. Maybe we'll finally start training once we're there. So far I've been in a car a lot and on a plane twice. Both were boring. I asked if I could fly next to the plane. Teacher said no.

From your favorite prince,
Danny Phantom

Don't Don't be suspicious
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Don't be suspicious
Don't be suspicious
I said Don't be suspicious
Don't be suspicious-spicious

I must return to depth of which I came. So I guess see you later.
🙂
Jumps out a window on the first floor.