*Lucius POV* I went on Instagram like the cool kids do and on my Instagram feed I saw a total baddie with the username "free_elf69" and followed them. Draco was right there are total shawties on this app.................They followed me back the next day and DM'd me saying "Hey you lowkey a DILF" and I told them in return "Thank u baba grill". Draco's mother left the next day to date moldy Voldemort so I became brocken but I was fine again when I remembered I still had my shawty........
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This is a joke pls don't think I'm actually like this I just don't want to be drop kicked
