*Dobby POV*
Ive narrowed it down to 14 out of 50 people/creatures it could be. Those people being Lucius, Draco,Voldermort, Mad-Eye Moody, Mr. Weasley, Dumbledore, Moaning Murtle, Deadric, Wormtail, the Basilisk, Hagrid, Snape, Professor McGonagle and myself.
And because my son Bartholomew the 16th has very light colored hair that means we can cross McGonagle, Voldermort, Dumbledore, Moaning Murtle, Hagrid, Deadric, Snape, and himself leaving only 6 left those being Lucius, Draco, Mad-Eye Moody, Mr.Weasley, Wormtail, and the Basilisk.
But not all of them are emo and brocken like my borned fetus so, I'm crossing off the ones left who are not emo those being cut are Mad-Eye Moody, Mr. Weasley, and Wormtail meaning we are down to the final 3 contestants those being Lucius, Draco and the Basilisk........
Now last time I did the do with the Basilisk wouldnt line up cause it's been dead for 6-7 years and is only bones now (not pp bones) so it's down to Lucius and Draco........
However I also didn't do the dirty do with Lucius at the time I was preg so it can't be my DILF shawty.......which leaves...
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D-D-D-d-d-d-d-Draco....
*Lucius's POV*
My shawty is thinking about who the father could be when suddenly Maury Povich (man from the you are not there father thing) bursts through the door and starts to announce stuffs and all I'm thinking is that I hope I'm not the father......
*Maury Povich's POV*
"I will be announcing who the father of this emo child is....." I open my talking words cards so I can announce who has to pay child support and who doesn't and I'm shocked by it says.... "Lucius Malfoy is......................
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NOT THE FATHER."
People started screaming and yelling around me...I loved the chaos I caused...... "HOWEVER, THE FATHER OF THIS CHILD IS....DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY."
*Lucius POV*
I can't believe my shawty would do the do with my son when I exist and am very smexy and beautiful so I walked over to Dobby and said, "I don't believe this nasty muggle for a minute baba grill.." I said as I stood there not knowing what was happening around me cause I did some very bad substances in the back of a muggle van earlier and I can smell color and see sounds and it feels great.. "Well you should cause i-i-i-i-it's t-t-t-true...D-d-d-d-draco is the father...."
*Draco's POV*
"Yeah no I'm not paying child support I'm going to the store to get milk.." Draco said in a hurry as he did not want to be a father to that little roach...
