*Dobby POV*
"Wanna play among us DILF shawty UWUUU???" I said while perched on my nest made of socks i stole. "I cant baba grill what if I'm the sussy imposter and get voted out 👉👈🥺" He said while his greasy, matted and fried hair (from all the bleach on his scalp) flowed in his nasty oily face while he bit his lip. It was amazing........ly disgusting. But I liked it.
*Lucius POV*
I couldn't tell my baddie that Draco found out about our very serious relationship that has lasted 2 days so far and when he found out he was a bully >:( he said "DAD! ARE YOU DATING THE ELF YOU LITERALLY MISTREATED FOR YEARS?!" Draco had yelled, "No, I'm dating my sussy little baba grill named free_elf69" I said before Draco replied with shocking news.... "Dad......Dobby's Instagram is free_elf69......" I couldn't believe that my baba grill was Dobby so I didn't and told Draco to get out of my mansion but he didn't so I'm stuck with him and still have to deal with his psycho simps.....
I think this is worse than the first chapter lowkey
