Pizzaplex Fever

Gone Gator Golfing

Scott finds himself at Gator Golf hanging with Monty Gator. "So Scotty, didn't think I'd find ya here."
"Me neither, normally I'd be with Vanessa making the rounds with her, giving out some pointers in being a better security guard." He tells Monty. "Speaking of her, I sometimes catch glimpses of Vincent simpin' over her."
"I noticed and it's been like that since day one. Vincent's never felt this way towards anyone in all my years that I've known him and Vanessa rejects his advances, a not so subtle love letter found in the trash, single flower put with the other plants and each time he asks her out it's always a no from her. When I make my rounds with her I keep telling Vanessa to make an effort with him and that he's not such a bad guy to work with."

"Ya know, maybe she don't want no boyfriend and women have standards." Said Monty.
"How can we know that and what if she doesn't even like dating men." Scott said grabbing a mangled golf putter. "Monty did you do this?"
"Why do ya always pin the blame on me every time something's broken?! For once, I didn't do it but someone else did." He puts it down and leans against the rail. "I'm listening."

"It was a typical day here, I was showing some first-timers how to play and this chick that was being the biggest and meanest bitch! It's almost like when Red's at her worst." He said referring to Anais.

Earlier during the day...

"You have got to be the worst mini golf player I've ever seen!" Screeched a female voice catching Monty's attention when he was giving some kids a little mini golfing lesson. "Keep practicing your strokes, squirts and keep your grip on the putter this time, I'm looking at you, Sam!" He said to a cross eyed tawny haired kid wearing a Mr. Hippo t-shirt.

"It's not my fault I missed the hole, Piper! You can't respect that there are limits to what I can and can't do and mini golf is one of them!"
"Respect, RESPECT?! I'll teach you respect!" The girl furiously swings her putter sending both the golf ball and putter into the water hazard narrowly missing her boyfriend and get chomped by the fake alligators mangling it up and Monty fishing it out.

"I'd give the guy a break if I were you, sister!" Monty said glaring at Piper ready to get her out of his golf course kicking and screaming. "He's the one embarrassing me in front of all these skilled mini golfers!" She said grabbing her boyfriend by the collar forcefully. "Not everyone's good, look at those kids and I'd be careful with Sam, he ain't exactly the Tiger Woods of this course." He tells Piper's hen-pecked boyfriend pointing at the cross-eyed child who swings letting go of the putter hitting the guy in the shin. "Boy what did I just say?!" Growled the gator animatronic.

End of flashback...

"So that's what really happened, Scotty." Monty tells the security guard.
"Wow, Monty, I'm sorry I didn't believe you back there." He said apologetically. "It's cool, just don't blame me for whatever's found busted up."
"I won't and, it's true of what they say."
"What's that?"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman's wrath."

Monty liked the sound of that. "You're right and I gotta use that with Red whenever she's real pissed off." He says taking note of that.

The two play some rounds of mini golf to pass the time and had some converstating between holes and fishing out balls and occasional putters in the water hazards. "Some of these were because of Sam. His 'rents better do something about his eyes."
"That bad, huh."
"Man, you have no idea!" The gator says dropping the fished out balls into a bucket so they could get disinfected and cleaned for use tomorrow morning.