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It's just The Author and Mod Ai now but there's surely more to follow.

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Author: Hey, do you want to-
Mod: No
Author: You didn't even let me finish :(
Mod: Everything you touch ends in death and destruction. So I don't want to do anything with you.
Author: ... I just wanted to go get ice cream. How would I kill or destroy anything with that?
Mod: I can think of at least 10 ways you would do that...

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Fanfiction Café (Coleydoesthings)

Barista: Hi, what can I get you today?
Mod: Uh... I'd like some of that stuff you would need my ID for. To check my age...
Barista: ... Any plot with that?
Mod: ... What's the lowest percentage that you would recommend?


Author: I'd like some Angst. Some Hurt with a little bit of comfort. Maybe Major character death.
Barista: ...
Author: I am so dead inside, the only joy of my existence is the suffering of fictional characters.

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