Absolute and utter Henry Stickmin Randomness

Burnt out (Domestic Fluff One-Shot)

"They're two grown ass adults"

"Burt"

"They both successfully went through school"

"Honey"

"Charles doesn't need to pick hi-"

"For gods sake, just sit your ass down before the train stops and you fall" Rupert wrapped an arm around the taller mans' waist to pull him down on the seat beside him and keep him from pacing up and down the mostly empty cart.

"... They set the apartment on fire"

"I know. And we're going to pick them up and find a way to get some sense into these morons"

Burt sighed and shifted around a bit so he could lean against his boyfriend a bit more comfortably "... They probably tried to bake again or something..."

Rupert scoffed and looked out the window. There wasn't much to see in the subway tunnels though. "Well, we're just gonna be allergic to cake from now on"

The younger one chuckled halfheartedly "How else are you going to satisfy your sweet tooth?"

The spiky haired man grinned and ruffled the others' already messy hair "I can be satisfied with only you and Davey"

Burt blinked a few times before blushing a deep scarlet and pulling the hood of his jacket over his head "Stahp! Not now..."

Rupert chuckled "Well, it distracted you, didn't it?"

"If that's how you want to calm me down, you're fired..."

"Okay, okay. I'm sorry. If it is any consolation, Charles does have to pick up his idiots from the police station. For worse than accidental arson"

Burt pouted but thinking about his cousin having to deal with similar problems as he did, at least when it came to their romantic partners, did make him feel better. Not that he wished bad things on Charles, it was just... another affirmation that his words weren't as empty as the ones from the rest of the Calvin-side of the family.

"Hey", Rupert nudged his shoulder "We gotta get off"

Just a few minutes later the two were standing in the police departments' foyer with Burt first checking on and, after determining that they were fine, scolding his boyfriends about fire hazards among other things.

One of the police officers stepped next to Rupert "Your boyfriends are morons"

"I live with them, Johnny, do you think I didn't notice that by now?"

Johnny Panzer snorted before burying his hands in his pockets "So... Do I need to write down a new address or...?"

"Didn't really look at how bad the damage is, but from what I did see it's not as bad as last time", Rupert sighed and ran a hand through his hair "... glad I took time off now"

The brunet raised an eyebrow "'Getting shot at' is your method to take time off"

"... Just shut up, beanpole"

"You could say we improved" Dave joked while standing in their burnt-to-a-crisp kitchen.

"You two are idiots..." Rupert sighed while surveying the damage. Sven and Burt were on their thankfully undamaged computer to handle the insurance stuff.

"I... can't dispute that in this case...", the brunet was looking into one of the cupboards that had fallen of the wall "but it is less damage than last time"