Sven: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Henry: *turning to Henry* How tall are you?
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Earrings: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Burt: Earrings, no.
Ellie: Mistlefoe.
Burt: Please stop encouraging her.
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Sven: Time for plan G.
Burt: Don't you mean plan B?
Sven: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Earrings: What about plan D?
Sven: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Burt: What about plan E?
Sven: I'm hoping not to use it. Stickmin dies in plan E.
Henry: I like plan E.
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Rupert: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
June: 'Prettiest Smile'
Charles: 'Nicest Personality'
Ellie: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Dave: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Reginald: You're a loose cannon, Terrence.
Terrence: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Carol: I think you play by your own rules.
RHM: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Reginald: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Terrence: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Earrings is a loose cannon.
Earrings: *smashes a chair*
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Sven: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Earrings: ... Your what?
Sven: My friends.
Fredrick: Is he saying "friends"?
Howie: I think he's being sarcastic.
Earrings: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sven! All of your friends are in this room.
Sven: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Henry: What does 'take out' mean?
Sven: Food.
Burt: Dating
Earrings: Murder
Ellie: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Henry: What do you think Burt will do for a distraction?
Sven: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Sven: ... or he could do that.
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Henry: WHY. why did you give Earrings a KNIFE?!
Henry: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Henry: Now I feel unsafe!
Henry: I'm sorry.
Henry: ... would you like a knife?
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June, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Konrad, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Calvin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Dave, trembling: What are we playing?
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Henry: Burt isn't answering his phone
Sven: I'll call
Henry: Ellie and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Burt: Hello?
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Burt: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Henry: You were flirting with Sven.
Burt: So what...? He's my boyfriend.
Henry: You asked him if he was single.
Burt:
Henry: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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Ellie: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Henry: Okay, but in my defense, Charles bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Ellie: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Reginald: Anyone d-
Burt: Depressed?
Sven: Drained?
Fredrick: Dumb?
Sheriff: Disliked?
Reginald: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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Absolute and utter Henry Stickmin Randomness
FanfictionThis all the random stuff that has accumulated over time in my various documents and folders. Notes, prompts, oneshots, art and just everything. Some stuff is really old by now and does not fit with how the characters act in my AU now but hey... if...
