Thing's I'm not allowed to do at Hogwart's

501-600

501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.

502. Using Love Potion Number Nine on people is illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry fall in love with Pansy Parkinson. Again.

does not take singing requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"

504. -or any other songs

505. This list being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore I shouldn't do so

506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"

507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself

508.I will not turn myself into Malfoy (Polly juice potion) and tell everyone in Hogwarts my undying love for Pansy Parkinson...again

509. I did not see Malfoy making out with Cho, Crabbe, or Goyle in the girls bathroom, therefore I should not tell Harry loudly in the great hall.

510. I will not sell the sorting hat for money for cigarettes

511. I will not mix up potions and magic stuff together and make Ron drink it and tell him it is soda that tastes like that because a bunny made it just for him

512. I will not bring an evil creature from the 8th dimension and call it my pet

513. I won't dress up in a black robe, wear a bald wig and tell people that I'm Voldemort.

514. I won't dress up as the "Dark Magician" or the "Dark Magician Girl" in class.

515. Hogwarts does NOT teach you how to banish people to the "shadow realm".

516. I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

517. - nor will I yell that there is the dark mark floating over somewhere

518. I will not walk up to Ron and Hermione and say they're the perfect couple

519. - Nor will I tell that to Harry and Ginny

520. - Nor Malfoy and Pansy

521. I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad nightmare about Harry

522. - Nor will I do the same thing with Malfoy and his blanky

523. - Nor Snape with his girly bunny rabbit slippers

524. I will not tell Lockheart that he is actually a dancer who stars in Swan Lake

525. I will not write Moogles instead of Muggles

526. I will not ask Harry if I can have a thunder bolt scar too

527. I will not ask Malfoy is Cole his brother

528. - nor Snape

529. Draco is not Billy Idol's little brother

530. I will not ask Draco if I can use his face cream

531. Saying Voldy is my hero is bad

532. I will not say that Harry has a female counterpart who stars in a kids' education show.

533. -nor will I say that her name is Sharry Spotter.

534. I will not steal Draco's blanky

535. I will not yell "I saw Draco and Snape last night!" in the great hall or anywhere

536. I will not charm Hermione's cat to jump up and yell "Rawr! I'm He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!"

537. I will not try and get zombies to eat Draco