Thing's I'm not allowed to do at Hogwart's

601-699

601. I will not try to make a cross breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons

602. Transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid between beavers and platypuses, beavepuses and otters, beavterpuses with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpuses with normal platapuses, extra beaverpusey beavterpus with regular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal.

603. Just because Moody can see through wood doesn't mean i should ask him what boggarts look like

604. I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumping into the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean

605. -likewise to "accio Loch Ness monster!"

606. I will not point out to Harry while he struggles to figure out what the Mirror of Erised does to tell Dumbledore, that Erised is "desire" spelled backwards

607. I will not tell Rufus Scrimgeour that gnomes are not "funny little chaps" at all.

608. to prove the point above I will not tell a crowd of gnomes that they will never be de-gnomed again if they sneak into Rufus Scrimgeour 's clothes and bite as hard as they can

609. I will not try to lure the basilisk into Aragog's web to see what creature would make it out alive.

610. I will not sell tickets to WATCH a basilisk and a giant spider kill each other.

611. I will not find people with muggle parents who like wrestling and point out how violent and stupid it is.

612. I will not tell Dumbledore that the wrestling fan attacked me first, and that i had every right to hex him.

613. I will not refer to wresting as "muggle dueling with a ref" in front of the previously mentioned fan, no matter how much I feel I need to practice the leg locker curse.

614. I will not sing the "Harry Potter Puppet Pals" song

615. if I am to mess up any of these rules I will have to clean the girl and boys restroom for 3 months while I sing "twinkle, twinkle little star"

616. I will not find 1st years on the Hogwarts express and say "good luck to you! I hear this year they've got a troll to fight to decide your house. Man, in my year we just had to fight fire crabs!"

617. I will not tell Colin Creevey to use brain.

618. I will not tell Denis Creevey to use his brain.

619: I will not tell Denis Creevey to use Colin's brain.

620: I will not tell myself that I should stop saying "I will not tell"

621: I will not start to sing "From the Wall" in the middle of class and stand on the tables.

622: I will not become a rat animagus and re-name myself Yuki.

623: I will not become a cat animagus and re-name myself Kyo.

624: I will not become a dog animagus and re-name myself Shigure.

625: I will not shout the secret about Akito(found in volume 17) in the great hall, hoping to ruin it to those still reading.

626: I will not say that Peter Pettigrew is Yuki in disguise.

627: I will not ask Professor McGonagall "Kyo, why do you look like a woman?"

628: I will not ask Sirius how his love novels are going.

629: I will not ask Ollivander how many dragons had to die before they figured out heart strings were the things with magical properties.

630: I will not write out Harry Potter series quizzes for first years and say they have to leave if they don't get 100%.