Me: Sup peeps!
Mia: Hyper?
Me: Yup! Had a bunch of coffee so...
Draco: Seriously V, what happened to no coffee?
Me: I decided to do this and like four other things for a project, hence coffee, the beloved drink of the Gods
Draco: Get ready for the hell ride that we're gonna be on
Me: Shush, now! It's time for the ship!
Everybody(but me, Tommy and Bella): oh no
Me: shush, be more like Tommy and Bella, they're not saying oh no
Harry: They're insane
Me: Uh huh, nice observation
Me: Now! Ship Time!
Me: Today we're going to have a very special guest! Drum Roll.... It's the great and almighty Severus Snape!
Harry: Thanks V
Me: "smirks" Oh don't worry you'll be thanking me later
"SEVERUS SNAPE HAS POPPED IN"
Severus: what am I doing here?
Me: "grins" you're a special guest today!
Severus: Why Vivian?
Me: Because Sev, I was bored, and somebody recommended it
Severus: Brat
Me: With pride
Harry: You two know each other?
Mia: She said they were a Slytherin Harry
Harry: Oh
Ron: But you had to bring the dungeon bat?
Me: "glares" unless you want me to unleash torture on you, you won't call him that again
Ron: But he's the dungeon bat, and a death eater
Me: Of course, apologies for him Sev
Sev: It's fine Brat
Me: Uh huh, now Ladies, Gents, Non Binary Folks, and Heathens, get ready for today's ship...... Harry Potter and Severus Snape!
Draco: Why V, just why?
Fred: Why not Drake-
George: Jealous?
Pansy: Her special talent is torture D
Ginny: And she had coffee
Luna: Plus somebody recommended it
Mia: And she probably hasn't slept
Me: All of the above!
Severus: I thought we discussed sleep Miss Swan
Me: I didn't promise anything and besides it's just been two days Sev
Neville: Just two days she says
Blaise: Oh she's done worse, the Slytherins have bets on it too
Fred: Any way
George: -to join those bets
Blaise: Later
Me: Now that we've been properly distracted, what are the votes for today's ships?
Fred: Snarry all the way!
George: yes, my dear twin has the right idea! Snarry all the way!
Ginny: You're all demons, sink
Me: why thank you Mademoiselle!
Fred: somebody finally got the correct term for us Georgie!
George: "fake cries" thank you my darling little sister
Mia: they're idiots, that's what they are, sink
Me: Ouch Mia
Pansy: you deserve it V, you're torturing our head of house
Blaise: which is code for sink
Neville: to the bottom of the sea
Luna: or the bermuda triangle
Tommy: I refuse
Harry: you haven't learned that you can't refuse?
Tommy: I have, I just choose to ignore it
Me: Fine, you want to be a pain then I'll put you in the room
Ginny: Whats the room
Draco: Her torture room, I highly recommend not going in it
Harry: Why?
Pansy: Because what's in it, drove her crazy, and then she made the room
Neville: "shocked" something drove her insane
Blaise: Yup
TOM GOES POOF
Pansy: Do you have a death wish
Me: No, I'm just immortal until proven mortal
Mia: So yes?
Draco: Yup
Bella: HOW COULD YOU VIVVY POO MY LO-
BELLA GOES POOF
Sev: thank you for saving my ear drums
Me: No problemo Severo
Me: Now we have a few more votes to go! Severo, Harryo
Sev: Sink you brat
Harry: Sink
Me: Welp, the votes are in! Sink it is!
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Me: Heathens, I need your help, willing to go on a walk with me?
Fred and George: "smirks" of course Vivvy
DA DA DAAAA
Me: Comment and request any ships you'd like to see(especially ones with Ron)
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Adios Everybody!
