So I was originally going to post the next chapter and ship, but this happened and I decided this is too perfect to try and make it into a ship. There will be an actual chapter tomorrow(probably), enjoy what my brain decided to make.
Me: Sup motherfuckers!
Nev: How do you get worse every single time we talk?
Me: Caffeine, sleep deprivation, and the desire to piss off everyone I know
Nev: You need therapy
Me: I need more caffeine and anime
Draco: You are insane, you don't need more caffeine, you once tried to blow up my family manor!
Mia: She did what???
Me: Again it. was. an. accident.
Draco: You told my dad it was to destroy all of us!
Me: You have no proof!
Draco: I have memories asshole!
Me: I have a motherfucking wand! And I know how to cast obliviate dumbass!
Draco: I will report you to the aurors!
Me: You don't have the fucking guts!
Ginny: 'whispers' should we stop them?
Fred: No, we should get popcorn and cheer them on
George: And you call yourself our sister!
Ginny: Good point
Draco: And you don't have the fucking guts to obliviate me!
Me: You wanna bet bitch?
Draco: What did you call me!?
Me: You heard me Draconius
Draco: Really Callisto?
Me: Yes Draconius
Mia: V, violence isn't the answer
Me: No, it's the question, and the fucking answer is yes
(V has jumped onto Draco)
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