Me: Sup fuckers!
Draco: you're alive?
Me: No, I'm a ghost
Neville: You were gone for a month
Me: I had a lot of personal issues going on and wasn't in the greatest headspace to write this, therefore I vanished for a month and am now in a caffeinated headspace
Harry: write?
Mia: "whispers" you're not supposed to break the fourth wall
Me: Oops
Draco: sev is going to kill you for having caffeine
Me: No he isn't
Draco: Yes he is, so is my mother because you blacked out yesterday and think its a good fucking idea to have caffeine the day after
Me: First rule in fight club, we don't talk about fight club
Draco: I'm telling
Me: Bastard
Draco: Just because you're upset, doesn't mean I'm a bastard V
Me: Sure Drake, anyway let's get on with today's ship! Which is drum roll....Snellatrix, so we're going to need my lovely aunt and Sev!
"Sev and Bellatrix pop in"
Bellatrix: Thank god, I'm finally out of that godforsaken room
Blaise: For now
Ron: How the hell did she break Bellatrix, she's insane
Pansy: Her torture room has it's name for a reason
Me: Yes we get it, I'm a master at torture, now on with the ship
Sev: Am I here because I'm a part of this "ship"?
Me: Yup!
Draco: And then you're going to tell my darling cousin and your goddaughter that she needs to eat, stop with the caffeine for the day and sleep
Me: One, you're a fucking snitch, two you take my precious caffeine, I can and will make sure the Malfoy line needs a new fucking heir
Sev: We will deal with this later, first your "ship"
Me: Yay! Thank you Sev, now obviously this is the ship between Auntie Bella and Sev, so sink or sail everybody?
Sev: Sink, why did you think putting me with Bella was a good idea?
Me: Somebody suggested it
Bella: Sink! I would never be with a filthy half breed!
Draco: We know Auntie
Draco: "whispers" sink never, Sev deserves better
Me: "whispers" agreed
Mia: Sink
Harry: Sink, Bellabitch doesn't deserve him
Bella: Excuse me Potter??
Harry: You heard me
Nev: I'm in full agreement with Harry
Ginny: So am I, she's a bitch and a murder
Luna: I'm in agreement with Ginny, she hurt Neville and Harry, and most likely would hurt Professor Snape as well
Pansy: Ah, I love the fact that you made sure nobody could hurt anybody V, especially since now we can all piss off yours and Drakes Aunt
Blaise: Yes truly, it's a wonderful thing to do amore
Me: I know, its why i do it, "grins" plus it means I can be an annoying asshole
Blaise: V you're an asshole without or without a magical room
Me: I know, now darlings sink or sail?
Fred: Aww George ze think we're darlings
George: I know Freddie, the offence
Fred and George: WIth that said sink, Sevvie deserves much better
Bella: I think you mean I deserve much better
Sev: Either of you call me that again, you'll be cleaning cauldrons
Blaise: And finally ze were talking about me and Pansy, which also V we both obviously agree on sink
Me: I know but I had to ask, now I think that's everybody so the overall vote is sink
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Me: Apologies for being gone for a month everybody I wasn't doing great during the time, but I'm back and the chapters should be up spanning across the next week or two
Me: Comment and request any ships you'd like to see
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Adios Everybody!
