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🍋Stress Relief (AlanxReader)🍋

Smut piece requested by @1-800-A-ANGY_B-BUNNY

Alan opens his fridge staring in and meticulously counting his precious pieces of cheese. He stops counting to look over at his partner sitting on the couch. "Babe did you eat one of my cheese cubes? It's alright if you did, I purposely cut and counted more for you." (Y/N) looks over at him with an eyebrow raised "Um yeah, why does it matter honey?" "What do you mean WHY DOES IT MATTER?! There's a cheese sheet you're supposed to mark and you took it from my cheese! Now we aren't going to have enough rations for winter! We are going to DIE!" Alan yells in an uncharacteristically fucking irritated tone. (Y/N) blinks in shock, staring at Alan they place the book they were reading down. "What the fuck has gotten into you Alan? You're freaking me out." They say standing up slowly walking over to their tall red partner. Alan grumbles to himself his usual calm demeanor seems to have completely disappeared. He had definitely had some bad OCD but this was just bizarre. "Alan baby, i-it's just cheese..." As (Y/N) places a hand onto Alan's shoulder he snaps his head to look down at them. "I'm a cheese FANATIC! Cheese is my entire family's bloodline, heart, and SOUL!" He screams in their face, startling them, they grab for the kitchen island behind them. "O-oh my god Alan y-you're not the man I knew- you got like a lot of pent up rage... do you wanna talk about it?" Alan sighs rubbing his own nasty little scalp then sits on the kitchen floor. (Y/N) cautiously makes their way over to him again, watching him very closely. "Well it's just that things have been pretty hard lately with work and everything and my 401k isn't looking too great. Maybe I should go back to college. My parents were right....I should have been a cheese maker..." He says putting his head in his hands, while (Y/N) sits down next to him. They pat his back then say "No- baby no you work at a fantastic job making people smile every day! Including me." They smile, leaning their head onto his shoulder. Both of them sit in a comfortable silence together. After a bit (Y/N) cleared their throat and began tracing circles onto Alan's upper thigh. "Y'know if you need to relieve some stress baby I'd be more than happy to um help...." They say to which Alan raises an eyebrow a bit confused. Once Alan realizes what they meant, his face instantly goes fifty different shades red darker than his natural soft red skin tone. His eyes dart around the room as he stutters a bit then takes a small breath in. "O-only if y-y-you want to....honey" (Y/N) softly giggles crawling over Alan's leg and in between his legs smirking at him. They pat the top of his head then kiss his nose and finally kisses him. It's a deep passionate kiss, but there's a certain animalistic desire. Like they had both been craving each other for some time and this was their opportunity to indulge. Alan's hands cautiously made their way to (Y/N)'s hips as though he were holding a glass sculpture. They just smiled into the kiss knowing he would always be a gentle sweetheart no matter how many times they'd well do it. Finally the two broke apart, panting heavily as they put their foreheads together. "Why don't we move to the um bedroom?~" (Y/N) said in a lustful tone as they scooped Alan up bridal style. He merely nodded burying his face into his hands in embarrassment. Alan was pretty light so picking him up and carrying him was akin to carrying a medium sized dog.

(Y/N)'s POV

I managed to open the bedroom while still carrying Alan then quickly closing it with my foot. I gently set him down on the bed letting out an exaggerated sigh. "Gosh i always forget you're light but that's okay!~" I say giggling as I crawl my way in between his long legs. I plop myself down between them pulling off the shirt I was wearing and anything I might have been wearing under it. Alan methodically undoes his tie then pulls it off of himself magically revealing his erect dick. At first it was definitely surprising to see it appear out of thin air but I don't question it anymore. I stare deep into his eyes as he pulls me closer to him. We engage in another passionate make-out session, tongues intertwined almost perfectly. Im so lost in the kiss I hardly notice Alan's hand diving down into my pants to feel my plump/flat/boney butt. I'd always been self conscious about it but Alan told me that it's objectively divine. He feels my ass for a bit until we separate to take in some much needed air. While we do he gently tugs my pants off then hastily yanks off my underwear; quickly folding them and putting them to the side. He may be OCD but I think it's adorable, it isn't always cute as he struggles daily with keeping it manageable. He wraps his arms around me, taking me from my thoughts, as he is trying to pull me onto his lap. I chuckle then pull myself up and onto his lap so my groin is against his hard dick. I bite my lip staring down at his dick then back up at him and he sends me an awkward smirk. "You sure you want to do this baby? I know we have before but it has been awhile..." I say looking away from him only to feel his hands grab my face then smash our lips together. Alan pulls back to look at me "I absolutely want to do this darling." He gently kisses my forehead and I blush reaching to the cabinet for a small bottle of lube. I lube my entrance (any hole) and stretch myself a bit, moaning a bit as I do. "I hope it's cheese flavored..." Alan says mainly to himself while staring at the lube. I watch as he gets some of the lube and strokes his already erect cock getting it fully covered. After a bit of doing this I give him a nod and he stops. Watching as I begin to lower myself onto Alan's dick slowly. Once I reach the bottom I wince a bit in pain gaining a look of concern from Alan. "Whew I'm okay! I just need a second it's been awhile y'know?" I say, exhaling and trying to calm down. He pulls my head into his chest gently petting it/my hair until I say I'm ready.

Third person POV

(Y/N) began to gently bounce up and down while Alan's hands roamed their body. Small moans and gasps being heard from the both of them as Alan began thrusting softly. The two quickly picked up their pace then looking at each other and locking lips once more. Alan needed this he needed to feel his partner's insides, to have his dick in them. His hands began to gain minds of their own as they wandered around (Y/N)'s body desperately. He finally pulled away from the kiss then gently pushed (Y/N) onto their back. "Hey all ok-AY?!" (Y/N) said moaning out as Alan thrust into them. He threw their legs onto his shoulders pushing himself in and out of (Y/N). Eventually hitting their g spot causing them to let out a loud moan. "Oh my god Alan right there! Alan oh my god don't stop!" They screamed out in utter pleasure, gripping onto the sheets as Alan mercilessly thrusted into them. All caution had now been thrown to the wind the two of them were locked in a lust filled haze. Only aware of the pleasure the two were currently drowning in. Alan's pace soon quickened as he repeatedly hit (Y/N)'s g spot signaling his end was very near. "A-alan I'm cumming!" (Y/N) moaned out staring at Alan as their body filled with the sensation of pleasure as they reached their climax.  "It better be cheese flavored baby..." He silently whispers to (Y/N). In turn tightening around Alan's cock causing for him to cum deep inside of them. "A-ah me too (Y/N) ngh!" He moaned out then collapsed on top of them. The couple laid there for a few minutes panting and enjoying one another's warmth. "H-hey I'm going to go clean  up, okay?" (Y/N) said patting Alan's head gently. "Thanks babe....I love you um a lot..." Alan said blushing then planted a kiss onto their forehead. "Also I think I might as well join you, I'm all sweaty and dirty too. Let's take a nice shower, I'll wash your hair." He said standing up waiting for his partner to come and join him. (Y/N) smiled up at him then quickly made their way to the bathroom for a much needed shower.

AAHHHHHHH so this is my first time seriously writing smut and publishing it. Also after this chapter all the others will have cover pics that I edited. It'll look better than this one though I promise. I did make this one too btw lolol, hope you enjoyed!