Chapter 15: Deutschland Deutschland, über alles

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Iron Blood was losing against the ALKS. Many ships were sunk, and Lasagne was fighting Prinz Eugen. Prinz Eugen had suffered multiple wounds, but Lasagne lost an eye, the empty socket bleeding out in a dark red color.

"Mindless killers... I will not give up, even until my death! Even though our fight is useless in stopping you, the Azur Lane will know of our efforts, and we shall fight together again!"

"Pathetic. Prepare to suffer." Lasagne grabs Eugen's neck and slams her into the ground. She digs out the German cruiser's eyeballs, then stabbed her legs and arms, avoiding main arteries to keep her victim alive. Eugen gives up and tries to pass out and avoid the pain, but Lasagne dunks her wounded body into the sea water, waking her and making her scream in pain. After attacking Prinz Eugen for another two minutes, Lasagne gets tired and cut off her head, putting the eyes back and handing it to another girl who brings it to the KMS Nishizumi. 

"Commander, something is in the water!" Lasagne looks into the sea and finds the fleet of U-boat girls from Iron Blood.

"Nice. Prepare heated air guns!" The ALKS fired their guns, releasing jets of heated air that instantly evaporated the water, leaving the Iron Blood girls helpless. Lasagne orders the ALKS to bury them on the beach, with only their heads left above the sand. After that, while the poor girls were crying for help that would never arrive, Lasagne enlarged her knife into 10 meters long, then sweeped the beach with it, cutting heads off like a farmer harvesting crops. After she was down, the heads were collected, leaving bloody necks above the sand. With their job here down, the ALKS regrouped and headed for the Iron Blood headquarters. To their surprise, it was completely deserted, not even a single person was there. 

"They're probably meeting up with Azur Lane. That's going to get us into a lot of trouble. A single faction is nothing against us, but if they unite we can't win! Capellini, inform the Führer to move 240 000 troops into this world, with seven battleships and three thousand tanks. We will also require air support, so that's another two thousand aircraft. For ammunition we will require all soldiers to be armed with dark-energy armor piercing bullets. If we have about 190 000 troops operating the tanks and ships, it leaves 50 000 infantry. We'll put them into companies of 20, equipped with one 15cm artillery and two 76mm anti-aircraft guns. There's going to be 2500 companies, and we'll have 200 of them heavily armored with panzerfausts and anti-vehicle equipment. Another 300 is going to operate artillery guns to attack from the rear. Each company will require one landing vessel. In total, we need 7 battleships, 3000 tanks, 2000 aircraft and 240 000 men. For weapons, we need 44 000 semi-auto AP rifles, 2000 15cm assault artillery guns, 4000 76mm anti-aircraft guns, 12 000 panzerfausts, 4000 anti-vehicle rocket launchers and 3000 multipurpose 10.5cm artillery guns. Have you noted that down?"

"Yes yes yes..." Capellini writes down all the numbers and exits to inform the Führer. The other ALKS commanders continued planning their attack on the Azur Lane. Their main purpose was to capture Deutschland, but she is now with the Azur Lane.

"That's outrageous! Corrupt imbeciles! Wankstains!" Hitler yells at Capellini and throws his pencil onto the table. "What do the ALKS think they're doing, pay-to-win? We are already fighting the Soviets and Allied forces, and they want 240 000 men and a lot of equipment?! I can spare 70 000 men, 1200 tanks and two cruisers, but that's all! We need everyone to fight in this war!" "

"Y-yes Mein Führer... I'm sorry..." Capellini walks out, clutching the piece of paper in her hands which were now sweating. There was one thing that was scarier than the Nishizumi's 1000mm guns: an angry and ranting Adolf Hitler. 

"So the Führer can only spare 70 000 men for us? That's just better than nothing. No, tell him we won't need anything. We'll go straight in, get Deutschland, and retreat from this world." Unexpectedly, Lasagne didn't rage at Capellini when she came in and explained the Führer's decision. While Lasagne really wanted to cut off heads and torture people, she knew that if they fought Azur Lane's many factions head on, they would lose more than what they have now.

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