Honourable liar? Captain Usopp

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(We see the sun beginning to rise on a little village as everything goes silent except for the birds chirping)

???: everyone! It's horrible! Pirates have appeared! Pirates... pirates... pirates have appeared!

(We see he has a bag with him, wearing a bandana with black hair and we see he has a long nose)

???: everyone RUN!! Pirates! Everyone run!

(We cut away to the two boats)

Nami: there's no way we can get to the Grand Line in our condition.

(We see Luffy has an apple core in his mouth as Zoro and (Y/N) look in much better shape)

Luffy: that's right, I still prefer to eat some meat. (Eats the rest of the apple as we see a barrel of apples) all we ever eat is fruit.

Zoro: some saké would be nice.

(Y/N): and fruit that isn't just apples.

(Apples are thrown at them as one hits Zoro in the face and (Y/N) catches his and takes a bite out of it as he winks and Luffy stretches his arm to catch the apple thrown at Zoro so it doesn't go overboard into the water)

Nami: what are you guys talking about? I'm not talking about that! I'm saying the Grand Line is the most dangerous place in the world. There will be lots of pirates looking for the one piece and they will definitely have powerful ships.

Luffy: then just make them our friends.

(Y/N): or steal one.

Nami: not only do we lack manpower but our ship is clearly not equipped. There's no way we can make it there safely.

Luffy: looks like we still need a chef and a musician

(Y/N): a musician would be great!

Zoro: musician? (Laughs)

Nami: are you stupid? If we head south there's a small inhabited island. It would be best if we found a good boat there.

Luffy: ahh, time to eat some meat!

Zoro: don't forget the saké! 

(Y/N): yes more variety!

Nami: you guys!

(We cut back to the long nose boy running across the village)

???: the pirates are here! Pirates.... (Panting) everyone run! The pirates are here! Pirates... (slows down) at the coast! Pirates... (stops and takes deep breaths as he's tired out) about the pirates... all a lie! (Laughs) 

(We then see he's hit in the back of the head by a pot)

Man: you liar! I'll teach you a lesson today!

Another man: stay there! Don't move!

Another man: you won't be so lucky today!

(They all come out and chase him as the kid is smiling and looks excited)

Boy: come,come, come... come! (Starts running)

Man: stop you bastard!

Boy: (laughs) catch me if you can! Come and catch me! (Laughs)

(We see them checking bushes)

Man: shit! He got away again.

Another man: that bastard always causes trouble for us.

Man: if I ever get my hands on him...

Man: where on earth did he go!?

(We see high up in a tree is the long nosed boy as he's snickering as he rests in the tree)

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