Capsized (Metaphorically): A THQ Fanfic

Notes

Notes/ideas/jokes

*d gang sucked into monster horror movie and just collect items necessary to complete a ritual or something to bring them to the real world before they completely turn into monsters. Meanwhile, the regular crew have their own unseen adventure and are trying to stop them, thinking the monsters are evil and not understanding that they are all on the same side

Dashlie: siren
Duni: werewolf
DDawn: deep sea diver ghost
Don: wizard
Dick: zombie

-when getting the werewolf crystal while Don is singing, Duni and Dick run from the others. Dick catches the crystal as they are gaining on him, and, with no place to turn, he shoves the crystal into his mouth and swallows it. The others slow to a stop and just stare at him, baffled. Then, he runs. Later, he will grab into his own stomach and retrieve it, which will disgust the others

-When Dick and Don sneak out after Dashlie left them, they stop because Don recalled there was a specific plot point in the movie that could get them a lead to an item. Don orders Richard to stay while he goes off (not far) and Richard wanders over to the arcade, where he sees some gamers blowing up zombie brains. Don finds Richard and wonders what he's looking at until he sees the video game and freaks out, trying to usher Richard away

-Don loses control for a moment and casts a spell on the people in the buffet by singing "I Put a Spell on You," Dashlie helping him. Meanwhile, the others go to get the werewolf crystal. The regular gang are also trying to stop them

-when getting the wizard crystal, Don loses control again. When he does lose control, he grows cold and merciless. He traps the rich suite owner in the room, and Richard tries to snap Don out of it. Don orders Richard to attack the rich guy but he refuses. "Fine then, I'll do it myself" Then he casts a spell on Richard that makes him frozen in place and Don just approaches the rich guy ominously and contemplates what spell to use

-when Don is in the haze, it's like everything is in slow motion and he's half asleep. He feels his magic coasting through him and it makes him feel powerful and he likes it a lot.

-towards the end, some of the regular crew eventually understand the d gang aren't bad guys, and they all work together to stop the evil magic stuff and save Jon from Don because Don's just mad with power now

-when Don comes across the regular gang looking for the monsters to destroy. Don is trying to hide the fact Richard is a zombie
Richard: ushdbshhaha
Someone: Woah, cool costume, dude!
Richard: ahaaaaasshhhg
Don, quickly: excuse my friend here, he's had one too many drinks
Richard: bbRAAiiiIIINNNnnSSS
The crew:
Don: Uhhhh, that's what he got the inspiration for his from! Yeah, Brains! That arcade game that's really popular and has lots of zombies and blood... so much blood

-Dashlie interrogating some dude that is important because he could lead to one of the items-
Dude: Why not come in for a dip?
Dashlie: Oh, no. I can't. I'm very hydrophobic
Dude: So you decided a cruise would be the best vacation for you
Dashlie:
Dashlie:

-Dashlie keeps trying and failing to help the team out-
Dashlie, crying: And I'm trying—
Don: You're not "trying". You're "whining"

-when they are discussing their new monster bodies or something, specifically and momentarily focusing on Richard
Something along the lines of:-
Duni: Dick is a brainless, bumbling idiot
Dashlie: Can't say there's any difference

-after DDawn electrocuted Dick's brain so he isn't a complete zombie anymore-
Dashlie: You Okay?
Dick: Never felt more alive

Don: I work well under pressure. Someone pressure me

Dashlie: do it or you're straight

Don: I said pressure not threaten

Don: who the f*ck?

Duni: language!

Don: oh sorry

Don: f*ck who f*ck f*ck the f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck language

Duni:

Don:

Duni: I hate you

Don: feeling's mutual

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And that's all I've got for this story

I hope you real ones out there reading this enjoyed the story for what it was. It was fun while it lasted

See you all in the next book I'm posting that I never finished but still wanna share. Then I'll point you back in the direction of the oneshot book and post a very special oneshot