𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐼𝑂𝑅 ♕ h. sero

CHAPTER TWENTY TWO

waking up, half drunk, at midnight was one of the worst things that had happened to me. ever. like literally, ever.

well maybe not ever, that would be my dad not loving me, but still...

first times are always the worst, and getting drunk, waking up in denki's bedroom with about eight other people blacked out onto the floor, trying to leave the room without waking anyone else, all whilst my head was splitting open had to top being the worst first ever.

i looked over to see sero with a bottle in his hand, snoring quietly. first thought, leave him. but i was starting to grow as a person, learning to like people and not see the worst in them blah blah blah.
bullshit.

let me tell you, if it was anyone else i would've left them there but since he was mine i couldn't let him embarrass himself. maybe it's because he's cute, a little charming, funny or maybe it's because he's a huge whore.

through this god awful headache, i started recalling the events that happened a few hours ago.

i remembered seeing him all up over mina after 2 shots. who gets drunk after two shots?! it was my first time but i took at least six before i left my body and told the lord to take the wheel. so... i did debate. fuck personal growth. i am going to leave this man here.

i went for the door, stopping before it, wondering if it was really the right decision... ofcourse it is, you dumb fucking bitch.
my subconscious really is a huge dick, i like to think of it as a frat boy. lots of ego. lots of judgement. horny.

so i went back, pulled his arm over my shoulder and heaved him up. he stirred, opening his eyes a little. i whispered, "let's go,"

the fucker fell asleep again.

thankfully, i was a hero (-in-training, but that has no glam to it so i'm going to continue calling myself a hero). being a hero meant i could lift him enough so that i didnt feel like i was crushing myself. thankfully, we made it into the elevator.

walking into the elevator, i saw a hand stopping the door from closing. kirishima. i recalled the last time kirishima and i had been stuck on a elevator and it didn't bring back good memories. two words, porn magazine.

the 3 of us stood there awkwardly- well, only two considering sero was asleep and i was basically carrying him. we got to his floor and before he exited, he said, "consent is vital, and so is protection!"

he shoved a box into sero's hands that eventually fell to the ground because, who guessed, sero was asleep! i have to admit, kirishima is super awkward in elevators. maybe it's the silence but wow, it's like elevator kirishima and everywhere else kirishima were two different people.

before we got off, i picked up the box, condoms. did he really think i was gonna get it on with sero, still half drunk with a little bit of barf in my mouth? god, wait until i tell jirou about this.

finally, we made it to my room without running into any other people who thought we were going to make children. i put him down on my bed and pulled the covers over him before sitting down on my desk chair and enjoying the privacy of my room.

omg, my room. i totally forgot that i was supposed to drop sero off before coming here. now, stuck with a man-child sprawled out on my bed and an obnoxious bird outside the window, i started realizing how bad my headache really was yet somehow, i began dozing off and before i knew it, sleep overcame me.

oh well, i thought, arguing with sero would have to wait for tomorrow...

note: short chapter guys but i'm really trying my hardest with these updates. i'm waiting on my report card since this semester is coming to an end. i had a 97% in physics so i'm mainly hoping it doesn't go down... i also hope my chemistry test goes well, respectfully, fuck benzene, fuck organic chem.