The A Team

Chapter 11: Ace You Stinky Pebble Please Take Your Stinky Arse Away From Me

Hello my lovies.

ENJOY...?😋

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Angel's P.O.V.

Ahum...I am currently gripping to the steering wheel while Ace is trying to pull me out of his car by my legs.

Pfft. If he thinks that he can detach me from this thing and bring me into that hella death trap house, well then he's got another thing coming. I am clinging to this thing like a spider monkey to a zoo keeper.

"Sunflower, c'mon! I just need to grab something and I don't trust you in my car." He says struggling to pull on my legs like Homer from the Simpsons to a doughnut.

"NEVER!!! You're just gonna drag me in there, drug me, do whatever you want, and then kill me in my little druggy-arse sleep!" I scream at the top of my lungs.

"You have enough imagination to donate to the homeless." He snorts out while tugging even more at my already sore legs.

"Ow! That hurts! Stop!" I scream. "You're ripping my fricken legs off!"

"Well then get out of the damn car!" He yells back.

Hmmm....This must look really weird. I think there's even a squirrel taking pictures over there...

Just as I am about to start hysterically screaming he stops and grumbles something under his breath along the lines of, "I really didn't want to have to do this."

All of a sudden there is a ton of weight on my back...Wait-WAIT WHAT THE ACTUAL-

"AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! S-STOP! I-C-CAN'T-B-BREATH! ACE! S-S-STOP!!!!!!" I scream out as he begins to mercilessly tickle me. No! He's found my weak spot! As he continues to torcher me, my phone beeps. It's Anna texting me back! I scan my eyes over the screen hopefully.

'The lead singer of Nirvana has been dead for 15+ years idiot.'

Shit...

Suddenly a finger jabs into my side making me squeal. GAAHHH!!!! IMA DIE!!! DEN, IMA PEE MEHSELF!!!

"S-STOP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Say the magic words!"

"NEVER!!!" I scream at him with rage. Even though I am the one with a 3 ton gorilla straddling my back that's brutally assaulting me.

Is it just me or does that sound really weird.....?

I start to scream as he continues to tickle me like the evil dark one that he is.

As I look out the back window of his car searching for someone that might help me I spot a nice looking old lady walking with her husband on the side walk. She hears my cries for help but gives me a weird look and rushes her husband away from us.

Old bitch...

"I told you that you would strange looks for old people." Ace chuckles....asshole..."You know, a few words would definitely help you right now..." He drags on. Pfft. If this weirdo thinks that he is going to get me to gi-

"Fine!" I yell in reluctance. "Ooookkkkkk....Um, Ace, you dvndrfian dvensible, perfwease shmoof yoursl squerksmphyness on shmee." I mumble. Hopefully that's good enough.

But with Ace, of course not.

"Ah ah ahhhh....What was that Sunflower? I couldn't hear you" He says in a sing-song voice.

"Ace you stinky pebble, please take your stinky arse away from me." I say sarcastically and feel his eyes glaring into the back of my head.

"Are you sure those are the words?" He asks manically while starting to tickle me again like a hyped up baby on pixie sticks. I begin to scream again and can sense this dumbass smirking. My sides burn and my eyes sting. I plead for him to stop but it's useless because his only response is, "Say the damn words!"

UUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! This is why I don't talk to this weirdass.

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Ok so this was weird and short but you know at the end of the week I am going to right some really longass chapter and crap so yea.

STAY BEAUTIMUS MY LOVELY LEPRECHAUNS!!!