The A Team

Chapter 5: ...Pfft Babysitters These Days...

HELLO MY LOVELY LEPRECHAUNS!!!!💋💋💋
Thnx for sticking with me!!!!!! I've decided that if you make a banner for this book.....then I will dedicate a chapter to u!!!!🙆🙆🙆

Yeeeaaaaa....do thnx!!! Make sure to message me stuff and tell me how I'm doing on my book. I must know..........OH YA!!!

So there's this musical bein put on at my school....Cinderella, and so I auditioned....and.....IM FRICKIN CINDYRELLA!!!!👸👸👸 so yea. Bye!

ENJOY...?😋
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Angel's P.O.V.

I stand there contemplating on wether to practically throw my delve off a cliff before Ace does it for me and get extra credit...or to just scream, "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!", and run out.

I really need that extra cred though. I mean, every baboon full of balloons in my family has gotten into Yale and has gone on to do "great things!".-such as, become mayor(my grandfather), discover gold under the dirt of our town(my uncle), and invent a cure for athletes foot and a medicine to help treat brain tumors(my dad).

Notice that all of those people are men...also known (in the language of Angel) as yellow peacocks... perfectly normal I am.

So anyway since all of those achievements were achieved by yellow peacocks, guess where the women stand. Well, my grandmother was a garbage truck driver, my aunt is a hooker...ya I know....😖, and my mother is never really home. She's always out at some bar or something. She is unemployed and the only reason why she still even lives in our house is because of me. So that I'm not "motherless" or whatever.

She sure loves that porcelain bowl though...urgh.

My father and I both know that she is probably cheating on him, what with all her time that she spends at the bar.

So what I conclude about my long line of pathetic female ancestors is that I have to change or break the streak. I am going to get into Yale and I'm going to be one of the greatest biologists on the planet. Then I will continue my work and help out with the veterinary hospital down the road from my house.

Yes, I plan on staying in the place I grew up in. I like the feeling of family...Even though my family is pretty broken already.

"So do you, plan on joining the tutoring program Miss.Gray?... Miss.Grey?", I hear a voice interrupt my thoughts. Oh come on you evil dark fairy, warden, thing! Give me a break! I'm trying to make up my mind!...practical suicide it is-

"Fine...uh, oh I,uh, mean okay! Sure! I would just love to tutor Ace!", I say peppier than a kid high off of pixie sticks while watching his first horror movie in the theater surrounded by his "friends" that are like four years older...pfft babysitters these days...

"Ah, lovely! Well then you should get started right away! Now, since today is Monday you will get last period off while still receiving the credit for class. Since you are to be studying with Ace during those times. You only have two more classes now so I shall inform your last period teacher that you will not be present for that class. I shall also inform Ace to meet you in the study hall during last period and tell him of the changes of his schedule. You may return to class now.", And just like that she shooed my out of the door before slamming it in my face.

I just stand there for a minute trying to take in what is happening.

So far today I have fallen down the stairs and bruised my butt, eaten an apple, bumped into Ace before class -prison-, got smacked with butterfly poop by a troll, got made fun of for my name, I had a burst of bravery, some what like all of those people in Ghostbusters defeated the marshmallow dude, and dumped tea all over Ace, then was sent into evil dark fairy territory to be bribed with extra credit to help with college and get me to tutor Ace.

Geez, it's like my life is one big mash up of Disney movies.

I've made my way back to the students Corridor, am at my locker, and grab my French book along with calculus. Man, this feels like a lot less than what I normally carry...Oh well, I should feel happy about it I guess.

I walk passed the lunchroom and see all of the trolls cleaning up the mess of butterfly poop over by where I was sitting. One is cleaning up the mess I made by dumping tea all over that yellow peacock that haunts my nightmares.

Wait! Now I know why it feels like I'm carrying less than normal! I am! I left my book bag in the cafeteria when I had raged at Ace like a canary on cocaine. Man, he's going to kill me during last period...goodbye cruel world...But still, where is my book bag? Eh, Anna probably grabbed it for me.

I walk the rest of the way to my cell for the next 70 minutes. Cell - A.K.A. - Classroom. I open the door and everyone looks at me making me want to do one of those things where you say, "What? Do I have something in my teeth?", while contorting my face to show my teeth. But instead of acting like the Charlie Brown lover that I am I just rush to my usual seat in the back of the room.

When I get there my jaw falls onto the floor.

My book bag! What?! Wait?! How did it get here...? I mean I had suspected that Anna had got it for me but there is no way that she could have brought it here. Her next class is on the opposite side of the building -prison- so why would she waste her time bringing it here and being late for her class? And I know that she definitely would not risk being late for class with her crazy arse parents that are like mad scientists who are just mad about their daughter's grades...That's just weird...And I know weird.-

A note on the top of my book bag stops my thoughts in their tracks like they just got hit by a freight train.
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See you last period, Sunflower
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Soooooo.....yeah..... Yellow peacocks.......*face-palm*

I'm so gœd dæmñ retarded.....

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