Here's our current gang situation.
Ted- dating Stella. The girl who removed his butterfly tattoo that god knows how he got.
Lily and Marshall- don't wanna have a baby for whatever reason.
Robin- waiting for her first boyfriend from Canada, Simon, who broke her heart all those years ago. She's trying to win the breakup- showing off how great she is.
Barney- ah, Barney didn't change at all. He is... well, Barney.
And me- depressed and trying to hide my feelings from everyone around me.
We came back to the apartment trying to make Robin see how she was throwing herself on him.
He clearly was disgusting, she just couldn't see it.
After Barney found out there is another video of Robin he just couldn't let go.
"From this moment on, I will spend every waking minute searching down this tape. I will not sleep. I will not eat. My life will be a living hell pf search engines and overseas phone calls, chasing down something that possibly can't be found." Barney stated.
Robin stared at him and sad causally "Okay."
After Ted and Marshall argued if the name 'Revertigo' is appropriate to the situation when you go back to the person you were around certain people. "Lily gets it when she's around her high school friend, Michelle." Marshall whispered.
"Michelle? She sounds hot." Barney said and I rolled my eyes.
"How could you not know about Lily and Michelle?" Ted asked surprised.
"What about them?"
"This is gonna be fun." I said.
"Hey, Lil?" Marshall called.
"What?" She replied walking in.
"You know, I was just thinking, we haven't seen your friend Michelle in a while."
"Oh yeah, I'll give her a call, see if she wants to hand out."
Robin got a date with Simon. But she shouldn't have said yes.
And here comes Michelle. Every time they meet their each other's 'bitches'. It's so bad that's it's really good.
"Guys, I've decided to seduce Michelle." Barney informed.
I sighed and looked at the clock. "I need to go." I said, standing up. "Robin, I love you, but right now, you're being really stupid."
I grabbed my coat. "I'll walk you out." Barney said to me. Please god no.
"No, it's fine."
"I gotta go anyway." I sighed and smiled weakly at him.
We walked up and I waved for a cab. "Hey A?" I looked at him. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"I don't know, you've been acting weird lately."
"Oh, no, I'm okay." No I'm not.
"You sure?"
"Yes." No.
I got into the cab and wiped a tear who rolled down my cheek.
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Benefits • Barney Stinson
FanfictionAria Motgamory is a part of a the gang- from collage. As soon as Barney was added to the group they immediately clicked. What both didn't realised is that they were falling for each other, and hard.
